The Pervy Ninja hero "Pussy Smasher"

Part three

This book is really old so here have a part three.

"Why is it so hard to tie this?! Damn it!" Midoriya growled while trying to put his tie on his uniform propely. It was his first day to go to U.A. and he couldn't miss it. Although he wanted to, his mother and All Might would force him to come.

And plus, All Might tried to lecture Midoriya on why he didn't use One-For-All, turns out he still felt he didn't deserve to use it, they would try to solve that later.

But now, Midoriya Izuku had to deal with the fate he was sealed with: Go to U.A. Highschool because he was forced to do it.

"You damn brat! That's how you do it!" His mother yelled and tied his suit for him. "Gee, thanks..." Midoriya said. "How did you learn to tie these things?" He then asked. Inko Midoriya never used suits that much. Especially the ones with ties.

"Your father used to be the same goofball you are back in Highschool. I had to learn how to tie it because he was so goofy he couldn't afford to learn it himself. So there you go."

"My old man, huh? When is he coming back?"

"Probably by the end of the year, but due to your entrance to U.A. I'm sure he might come back sooner or later." Inko answered.

Midoriya's father... the man that taught him how to live... such memories.

"Ok son, this is your 7th Birthday so I have decided to teach you one of the most essential things a man should know!" Hisashi Midoriya, Izuku Midoriya's father, said while sitting in the passenger's seat in his family car.

"But dad, Shouldn't I be at least 18 to legally drive a car?" 7-year old Midoriya Izuku complained while sitting in the driver's seat.

"There's no such thing as number in a man's vocabulary else than deciding who could be a MILF! Step on the accelerator Icchan!"

After this lesson, the Midoriya family lost their car and never bought another one.

Izuku Midoriya arrived at his new school. Entering the gates and passing through the ID security doors. There was so many classes, and the one he was assigned to was that class... 1-A!

After searching through the corridors, Midoriya spotted his classroom, the door was huge! It could fit people of any sizes there!

Midoriya entered the classroom and spotted the Skyrim NPC man.

"Stop! You have violated the school rules! Release your feet from the table, filthy delinquent!" The man, whose name was Tenya Iida, complained towards the sandy blonde boy, Katsuki Bakugou.

"Oh, 'sup Deku."

"Yossu, Kacchan. I managed to pass."

"How? How THE FUCK you managed to get that score."

"I didn't know shoving your head on girls' boobs could grind rescue points."

"That explains the high number."

And after this small conversation, Tenya Iida, who heard everything and was ABSOLUTELY outraged by what the man who he thought had the heart of a hero was in fact, a perv.

"MIDORIYA IZUKU! I thought what the media said about you was fake once I had seen you save people regardless of who they were! This entire test you weren't planning on saving anyone, but you were planning on satisfying your lust! What a sinful man! I thought I could have looked up to- "Before Iida was about to finish, a girl entered the class. A girl Midoriya recognized very well.

"Heeeey over there!" Midoriya called her out, the girl looked at him in disgust. Sure, she appreciated her life had been saved, but doesn't mean she would want to spend the rest of her first year with that PERVERTED savior.