JESUS X BAKUGO X HISOKA FFS

hisoka is here now because I said so.

hisoka comes home, he walks through the door.
"what a night"  he mumbles to himself as he hangs up his keys.

"how funny," jesus chuckled as he brewed coffee in the kitchen.

"oh shit. I didn't realize you were awake already" hisoka whined.

"i am always awake..." jesus's voice softened, "watching"

I can only describe hisoka's face as petrified.

bakugo comes out of his room with all his sheets bundled up in his arms, "I don't wanna talk about it dumbass"

"I wasn't talking about it," hisoka smirked,"were you?" he pointed to jesus.

jesus shook his head and continued, putting cream in his coffee.

as jesus stirred in his sugar he smiled to himself.

bakugo went to the washer and dryer and began on his laundry.

hisoka grabbed the speaker off the island in the kitchen sliding behind jesus a little too close to get it.

he plugged his phone into the charger and turned on music

my note: hisoka's playlist is pretty fire ngl

hisoka's playlist lmao:

Jesus don't like that I'm gay but satan's cool with it - LIL BOODANG

Jokes on you - CHARLOTTE LAWRENCE

Supalonely - BENEE

sarcasm - GET SCARED

Blood//Water - GRANDSON

love you like a love song - SELENA GOMEZ

Sippy cup - MELANIE MARTINEZ

you don't own me - GRACE

onion boy - ISAAC DUNBAR

e-girls are ruining my life - CORPSE, SAVAGE GA$P

I wanna see some ass - JACK HARLOW, JETSONMADE

witness - MINDLESS SELF INDULGENCE

OKAY BACK TO THE STORY SORRY I GOT DISTRACTED MAKING HISOKA A PLAYLIST THAT IS JUST CONTROVERSIAL ENOUGH.

Bakugo finished stuffing the laundry into the washer, walked to the fridge, and got a sprite cranberry. after all, it was the thir- thirstiest Tim-

"that's a bad joke" jesus said awkward

"oh shut the fuck up, jesus" bakugo mumbled

"huh??" jesus played coy

"I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP JESUS" bakugo admitted loudly

"calm down jAmAl" hisoka did the little handmotion towards bakugo

"uno reverse dumbass" he said calmly towards hisoka, "I'm not the one coming home at 5 in the morning after not returning calls, am i?"

"I'm not the one having wet dreams about some kinky shit probably" hisoka hit back.

Jesus did a bakugo impression, "it was I, Dio, dUmBaSs"

"wow wait that was really accurate"  bakugo admitted