JESUS X BAKUGO X HISOKA FFS

I KNOW YOU DONT WANT BACKSTORY

alright, here we go.

Modern day, jesus is alive, for some reason they live in NYC together as roommates. Oh and also they both speak english.

"YEs JeSuS yEs" Bakugo moaned in his sleep.

jesus, who heard from the other room, was oddly aroused and decided to listen in.

Bakugo awoke, in a moist blanket and sheet.

"need any help with your laundry?" Jesus said innocently.

Bakugo blushed and turned around to hide his face from the charming man that was standing in his door-frame.

"no worries, if it makes you feel any better, Mary wasn't virgin Mary because she said no to sex, she was virgin mary because she was secretly a lesbian and had never been caught with a man." jesus chuckled.

"I got it, thanks though" bakugo said in a grumpy monotone.

jesus left the chat