Sam loves his laptop. He loves Gabriel as well but- Oh and Dean but- oh and organic fruit and vegetables but he has had a much longer relationship with his beautiful, beloved laptop. When Dean asks to use his baby, he eyes him suspiciously while slurping a smoothie. Dean gets pissed by the constant sucking of the straw and yells at Sam. Sam covers the laptop's microphone and hushes Dean in a dangerous voice.
"Dean. If you ever shout around my baby again... I will personally pull out every hair on your body with blunt tweezers."
Dean gets scared at this and goes and hugs Cas.
One day, Dean went off to get a beer and accidently left his account on view on the laptop. Sam came to check on his baby. He rounded the corner and saw Dean had a very interesting background. So that's why he never let us see his account, Sam pondered. He very carefully shut the lid and backed away round the corner.
Meanwhile Gabriel was curious and went to see what background Dean had. Gabriel had to sit in therapy for 3 whole minutes.
They must have been drunk, he said.
