Why me...?

I tried

Sorry I haven't updated in a long time but I've been having writers block and been reading lots of yaoi (you know how it goes) as the pic indicates but I wrote an extra long chapter just to make up for it😚🖤❤️

15 minuets before atsushi called dazai.
Atsushi's POV: "alright that's it I'm sick of staring at the ceiling." I said to myself as I swung myself off the bed and stood up but now I was just walking round in circles
10 minuets later
I heard my phone buzz and I got a message from dazai

✨Suicidal maniac✨
-um hey we found your angry boyfriend breaking things think you could help us out also can you buy me another suicide book chuuya threw mine in the lake I was trying to throw myself off of😓🥺🥺🥺 pppllllleeeeeaaaasssseee.

That gave me a great idea I could call dazai and ask him what he thinks about the note that'll give me something to do. I quickly picked up the phone and dialed him it rung for about 8 seconds before "well hello atsushi have you decided to take up my offer and get me another suicide book thank you~ you know I love it when you do things for me~" he said in his usual mellow sly voice "no time for the book I got a note from the masked criminal and I think he's the one who shot me." I said rushed "...well that's some hard evidence got any idea how they would know where or who you are?" He said at a much slower pace I knew this pace it was when he was thinking of all the possibilities that could occur during a bad situation or time of need for his quick thinking. "At the end of the note it said from an old friend maybe I knew them or might have watched me from afar at the orphanage or simply knew I was from the detective agency and was involved with the mafia and the great dazai." He awwed "awww you know I love it when you call me the great- wait did you say involved with the port- OH MY GOD YOUR SCREWING AKUTAGAWA AREN'T YOU! Or more like he's screwing you, you could never be a top now DETAILS PEOPLE DETAILS." I had to pull the phone back to my ear as I had shortly taken it away so he wouldn't burst my eardrums from his consent fangirling "b-but what about the note and-" "note shmote we can discuss this after but not before you give me the details on how your status with my little protashe (spelt that so wrong) and my were tiger are." He once again said in his ✨childish✨ way like a kid asking for a puppy *mental sigh* "well when I actually got shot I was kind of making out with him and yeah that as far as we've gotten A-AND IM PERFECTLY FINE WITH THAT it's not like I expect him to actually like me enough to go any further..." I was waiting for his reply when I heard fake sniffling "my poor  baby tiger cub is growing into a man-" "Yeah a better man than you the first time we made out you but my tounge and I had to get it looked by a doctor." That was chuuya I chuckled and could seriously feel dazai ether smirking or pouting I couldn't tell. I heard footsteps walk away and more come to "hey dazai who else is-" I tried to ask but got interrupted by an argument I've heard way to many times "let go- no I was talking to him first- but I have a better reason to talk to him- well he's my partner- but I claimed him first- whats that got anything to do with- nothing-just give me the phone." I could hear dazai and akutagawa arguing back and forth I just sat there and waited patiently no wonder me and chuuya got along so well. Suddenly the call ended and I was disconnected. and then it picked up again but it was a FaceTime  I picked it up and sighed it was chuuya "um hey do you think you can maybe drive down here and help me with this." He pointed the camera down to show me akutagawa and dazai rough housing on the floor and by that I mean with dazai biting akutagawa's arm and akutagawa pushing his boot into dazai's jaw. "Yeah Ill be down in 10." chuuya sighed "oh my god thanks your a life sav-" but before he could finish he got a boot thrown at him and knocked his hat to the side "AYE WATCH THE HAT WATCH THE HAT!?!!" He reached in his coat and pulled out what looked like to be be dazai's suicide book "AHA I KNEW YOU DIDNT THROW IT IN THE LAKE I didn't hear it splash and you know I have excellent hea-" "oh shut you son of a-" We hung up well I did but I recon they wouldn't of even noticed and I started walking to the train stop.

*sigh* this is gonna be a long afternoon

I hope you enjoyed I found this enjoyable to write but don't worry I will post a new chapter soon and welcome in a new character...

Author-chan out✌️⚡️