Why me...?

lies and secrets

Hey guys sorry if I kept you waiting but I've been writing my haikyuu boyfriend scenarios in drafts and you know how it goes anyways shout out to my cheese loving girl and have you seen MY baby up there I just love him to pieces ENJOY~

Chapter 2
Atsushi's POV:
"No, please, no, please, noooo, pleeeaaaaseeee." Me and akutagawa come in to here the constant whining from none other than dazai and kunikida arguing. "Come on just please give it ba-." He stared at me as soon as he heard the door open and close he must've thought in his suicidal brain this morning that I wasn't having a bad enough day. He had tiny sparkles around him while speed walking to me. I backed up until I hit kunikida's back (he mysteriously got there don't question it) "the child is not going to help you." Dazai smirked "but my protégés will akutagawa be a lamb and possibly get my book back for me." He simply snarled "and what purpose of any good would that do me huh dazai~" He also smirked "I won't tell my boyfriend that you used to have a small crush on him." He looked shook and didn't speak just trying to analyse what dazai had just said to him. Just then the door opened and in came jonichiro,ranpo and kenji "hey atsushi." Jonichiro said to me "oh hey jonichiro where's Naomi?" I questioned trying not to be involved with there sexual outcomes at work. "Oh me and kenji dropped her off at the office and bumped into ranpo on the stairs- oh that's right I forgot to ask ranpo why were you on the stairs looking out of breath." Ranpo was at the back near the window seat getting the sunshine and munching on chips while swirling around his marble in his sweet drink.
"Well my dear boy." He said with chips in his mouth. "I may look young but I am 26 and was sneaking 12 bags of chips and 8 sweet drinks in my satchel and coat soooooo-" kunikida and kenji were not happy (Jonichiro lives with his sister who has cravings it's not a shock for him nor atsushi as he lives with kyoka.) "ranpo I have told you so many times do not bring unhealthy snacks to work we have a perfectly good cafe down stairs and receptionist that are willing to go and get it for you." Kunikida said unimpressed but slightly irritated that he's had to tell him that for the seventh time this month. "and remember I told you that in my village we don't eat chips for breakfast we eat noodles and potatoes a traditional village style dinner." He simply groaned. All of a sudden I was nudged in the shoulder I looked behind me to see chuuya waving his finger at me signalling for me to go over there with him. no one paying attention to me I sneaked away undetected by the detectives. "Atsushi I need your help." I looked around to make sure no one was listening "yeah what is it." He chuckled "help me prank dazai." I stared at him amused "what?" I rolled my eyes "do you know how many times me and ranpo have tried he is like a non prancing machine he'll see it from miles away." He smirked "from you maybe but from me he won't expect it." "Won't expect whaaaattt~~~." He shivered "why you BANDAGE WASTING MACHINE!!!!" Both kunikida And chuuya yelled. dazai was always in the middle of that argument so I decided to for once in my life talk to akutagawa instead of listening in but I got this weird feeling of a pair of eyes on me...

Ranpo's POV:
While they were arguing to chuuya and dazai still. I snuck away not afraid of getting in trouble but to see my partner in crime and my lover Poe as we had big plans the real reason I was puffed on the stairs was because I was carrying a very expensive camera to take photos of atsushi and akutagawa's relationship since Poe doesn't believe me even though he has read that many dam romance books while I'm reading food magazines. And there he was sitting all alone in the cafe below the agency drinking a coffee that I'm guessing went cold ages ago "hello Poe don't I have some great news for yoooouuuuuu~~~."
I smiled and said happily. "R-ranpo I know you said Something was going on so I sent Karl to check in on it he'll be back soon to tell me so we can just eat and Please talk about work not g-gossip." He stammered I pouted and sighed "humph finnnnee But as soon as he gets back I want details people I DEMAND DETAILS." I shouted enthusiastically Poe simply shivered and talked about his books as I listened contently.
17 minuets later
I heard the little bell ring as Karl came shuffling in from the out doors with a go pro on his frizzy back satrapies in nice and securely "hey Karl hows my favourite raccoon doing." He crawled up to me and mugged my hand I started patting him to calm him as I took off the go pro. He quickly scurried away from me and leap into Poe's lap I smiled 'I should make that my wall paper.' I said in my head be sure to keep that a mental note and save that for later but for now I have some pretty interesting love stuff I need to handle before I die...

Sorry if I left you on a cliff hanger BUT I will be back to give you guys some lovely lime and gossip in my next post.

Author-chan out ✌️⚡️