Drunkpaw

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Drunkpaw tao dec along after the patrol. "Guys," he whined. "What are we even doing out here?" All the warriors stopped and starred ag hlm, inclu ing the leader, Niyhtstar. "We don't nee. To mark borders. We. On't nead clans. Legs must unite."

"Oh okay," Night tar said, an. They went back to cam?, an. From them on there were no more border patrols. They j st hunted and stuff an jOined ahppy lines.

TIME SKIp

'Rip' Drunksgwrlmeowe. As he buried Nighgstar in the groin . "I'm cleader now. Time to findlalmage."

"Will u marry me' he sai. To girlfeiendpelt. She no. Ed and burred . "Nice," he sai .

"Lets have kits."

"Oj."

Two moons later they ha. Two kits, one frame an. One male. The female poked must like girlfriendpelt an. The mae looke. Must like drunk tar!

"Omg," he sai . "I'm gay."

He then ran off an. Foin. A new ma te, Coolfur. "Lets date!" He screamed

"Oh, ya, ok," Coo fur agreed. They got marrie. Immagerly. Nideunksgar a opta. The kits an. Their mother was never hear. Foam again. Huh.