Drunkpaw

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Albertfeather loved his twoley, robin. Sometimes he wondered what the sttwhge?nisions were he kept dreaming of. Some cwt named Girlfriendpelt kept talking to him? Whatever.

Ge walked away wnd looked over into the next garden. A new kittypet ju tumlved in. "What's your name?" He asked, looking down at the black tom.

"Drunkstar, who are you?"

"Albertfeather."

"Wow!" Drunksyar exclaimed. "That'shlike a clwn name! Who was your mother?"

"Framesomethingorotuer, I forgot and am too drunk to checj lol' said Albertfeather.

"GaspK said Drunkstar. "Framepaw sounds familiar, but I don't know her. Was she Girlfriendpeit's kit? The only names I remember is Adampaw, my kit with Coolfut, but some weirdo klled?him :( heyucwn. Adopt you?"

"Sure.so anyway who's tifeiendpelt I see her in my dreams"

"I don't remember, weird"

That night, Albertfeather dreamed of Girlfreurndlelt. "You didiot," she said. "I'm your grandmother who mysteriously diseappeared after Drunkstar got with Coo fur. "I'm Dramestar's mothe, remember. You need to save the clans"

"Whwr clan are we even in" drunk tar asked

"I don't remember"

"Ilnwed to tell drunkstar!" Xoolefeather gasped. He woke up and told drunkstar.

"Okay, let's go kill Framestar."

The went ihto the gore t and found Framestar surrounded by dead bodies. At?her bellyuwere four kits.

"Hey guys," she said. "This is PJkit, Crimekit, Tequilacoat, and Pisskit "

"Why is tquilacoat a warrior name" Drunkstar asked

"Don't question me, I'm leader."

"Nah," said Drunkstar, and attacked her! Albertfather gasped. Haha. Yhrty minutes lwtwa they were both dead. "Gue s I'm oeadr rnow."

Ge went to highrock ans Drunkstar gave him a name . Life. "I give you the life of being able to tell whether or not someone is evil, so you donp make the swme mistw?e as I. Id. Your na ells now Albertfeathersterlr because I don't want you to lo e you'e cool as heck prefix.

"Yay!" They chew esq .

"'Omg Crimekit islevil," Albertfe.therstar gasped.

"No," Crimekit saidq

"Wait crap, I meant Tauilacoat."

"I nearly fell of the bed" Drunkstar said"

"Stop puttint author quotes in thee sTory "jsaid Tequilakit. Everyone screamed.

"My milkshake brings all the boys o the yard" says the aithor, bacause that song is xirrenltylt playing.

"Shut up."

Here the heoo were we?" Asked drunkstar

Pi give ylu the lif eof bad author inset
Ts" said Girlfriendpelt

".Life of holy carpI can't remember how mamy tequila?shots I've had was it 5 or 6???"

".nyaay,?life of having a hundred babies to rebuild he clan but also please don't do incest steal some kittypet or other clan babies so this story cwn be a tad less disturbing" said some random person

"TThanks Albertfeatherster said. He went back to the sown and pondered what a mess this xhapter is. "It's definitely the be t one so aa," he decided. "Will there be mor?"?no one knows.

"Yes, said starclan.

"No" said the author.

"K?????" Said drunkstar.

"Youre dead, shut up " said alberrfeather

"Ok"

"Albertfeatherstae is now Afstar" said robin "and if you right a bunch of these and compile them into a book people will thinjiits a serial killer manifesto"

"I'm so honoured [to be in the book]. You should add flynnstrr next"

"Swagstar" said rlynn

I just rewslied Albertfeather was meant to be treekit oh well theyne merged now i guess and qdinpaw's?ghost have him a lige of alchohol