Chapter 5: Prank

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"Hey David do we have everything?" I ask.

"Got everything you asked for. Now who are we doing this on."

We both look down from the roof of the second story and look at all of the people down there.

"See my dear big bear, that's the thing. I don't know." I smirk and he does the same.

"Then let's get started!"

We grab everything and put it on the edge.

"Now when I say go you dump and I'll go about five seconds after you." I tell him.

"OK. Here we go."

"1"

"2"

"3"

We look at each other.

"GO!"

And that's when he dumps the two cans of pink and purple paint on the unknowing victim. I want about five seconds later and pour the colorful feathers.

We both look down at our beautiful creation.

Most people are laughting and the rest are just shocked. David looks like he's about to have a heart attack from laughing so hard. I grad my bull horn and turn it on just as David stops laughing and turn on the inspirational music.

"Now if I may have everyone's attention down there. My name is Katty but call me Katt. As you can see from that beautiful thing down there that this year will be hilarious as long as we get along or you could end up like him. So my pranking services are always here. So if want to prank someone, an idea, or just revenge come see me. But there will be a price. Don't piss me off or you could get worse than that unknowing dude down there. Hope this brought us to and understanding and I will be seeing you soon. Bye my fellow class men." I yell threw the bullhorn.

David cuts the music of and we just grin at each other.

" OK my fellow prankster. What's next?"

I just keep smiling.

"Now we go to class."

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Me and David are walking down the hall and everyone is just laughing and telling us that that was awesome. I bow and David curtsies. We both look at each other and start laughing to. That when I hear that horid mating call.

Everything stapes as Sam starts walking or more um skipping towards us and launches herself at me. We both end up a heap on the floor with her on me and us just laughing.

When I finally stop laughing I just look her dead in the eye.

" Sammy what have I said about that mating call of yours. We need to work on that."

"Whatever but that prank you pulled outside was hilarious. You know who that was don't you though."

"Know idea. I'm new here remember." She just looks at me like I'm stupid.

"So you haven't heard about the most famous guy in the school."

"Nope." I say as I pop the "p".

"Oh well umm that was him."

I just stared at here and busy out laughing so hard I'm almost crying.

"Sam, that makes it even better!"

She looks doubtful but just replies with an "alright" we're all of to class.

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