Kai: Okay, Zane. Let's try this again.
Cole: Were right behind you, buddy.
Zane: But you are looking me right in the eye-
Jay: Let's try this AGAIN!
Kai: Just remember, Zane. Be smooth, cool, and wrap that girl around your finger. Do you have the website with the pick up lines downloaded into your database?
Zane: Yes. I'll read them in order I suppose.
Jay: Alright she's here! You're up, Frosty!
Jay:*pushes Zane towards Pixal*
Pixal: Oh hello, Zane. How may I help you?
Kai: (whispering) A perfect opportunity!
Zane: *blushes* Uh...
Zane: *reads first line*
Zane: I-if you w-wereaboogerI'dpickyoufirst!
Wu: *spits out yea*
Cole, Lloyd, Skylor, Nya, and Hannah: *dying of laughter*
Kai: *sobs* I have failed him...
Jay: *dies* The price of my failure is death.
Pixal: *blushes*
Everyone: *stops*
Pixal: (shyly) Was there something else you wanted to tell me...?
Zane: (Confident as he pulls out some sunglasses) Uh, yah...😎
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Ninjago In-correct quotes
HumorRead the title! What better way to start off 2021 than with a new book? Much less an in-correct quotes book! Definitely suggest readers 13+ or even 18+
