I woke up to the sound of my husband making a lot of noise. I turned to my right and see that it is five o'clock in the afternoon. I am shocked! How long was i asleep for?! I get up and use the bathroom since I needed to poop.
On my way to the restroom I farted so loud. I wasn't that shocked to be honest. Definitely made louder ones. Luckily I made it to the restroom just in time to poop.
I am now done pooping and I didn't wipe. I don't see the need to wipe if i'm gonna be going soon and will be showering in a bit but whatever. I am heading down the stairs when I hear my husband playing with the dogs. I then saw our dog walker elevator or was it Eleanor coming from the back door and taking the dogs with her. She's a great dog sitter I tell ya.
"Hello Louis" I say looking at my beautiful husband. "Hello Harry." he says back looking handsome. "I am wet Louis" I say to him. He looks shocked but also having a smirk on his face. "Silly boy you are Harry." saying with a bigger smirk on his face.
Suddenly we hear a knock on the door. We are some what not sure who it is since we live in the middle of no where in the woods. Also it couldn't be Eleanor since she always drops the dogs off in the back. We hear knocking again. Louis gets up and gets a knife from the kitchen and i head up to the door. "Who is it!" I say in a sweet innocent voice.
"It's me!" me and Louis heard. Both confused.
"Who!" Louis says loud and clear
"L-L-Louis? As in Louis Tomlinson?" the guy on the other side of the door says.
Louis gives up and opens the door and leaves us both in shock.
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