You realize that only a cat would put something like this in there. ":33> Ac pounces on her unsuspecting furrend. She points to the closet and shouts 'Onward to the place of no return!' " Nepeta narrated. "(C/h) walks carefully to the closet doorway peeking, before stepping in."
"Okay, only seven minutes you two, wonk" Roxy said.
":33> This is so exciting. Are mew as excited as me?" Nepeta said before any awkward tension could build up. "Now that you mention it head,I'm excited!" ":33> Purrties are the best place to come up with new ships." Nepeta said squealing slightly at the end. "Any good ones." You ask curiously. "Yep. I purrsonally think that Kanaya x Rose is a purrfect ship." You chuckle. " Yeah, those two are cute together." (( I SHIP ROSEMARY, SO YOU SHIP ROSEMARY!! DAMMIT! IT'S MY STORY!!)) ":33>But they're not as cute as my Otp." "Who's your Otp?" ":33> Us." You blush. "Hehe I ship it." You manage to say calmly, without your voice cracking. Then Nepeta shifted so her face was just in front of yours ":33>Why don't you purrove it then." She said before kissing you. You immediately kissed back. Then the door opened. "Times U- Oooooooops my baaaaaaaad :::;)" You and Nepeta broke the kiss. ";33> Hehe." You and Nepeta stood up. Nepeta pulled you by your hand out of the closet. As soon as you were all the way out Nepeta screamed ":33> SHIPS DO SAIL!!!!!" And bounced off to tell Meulin.

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Human Games (Homestuck x Reader)
FanfictionA collection of party games. Homestuck Style. ((Requests Are Open!))