Me: Go get my pen from Mom. She forgot to bring it back.
Brother: *goes to get pen and comes back* She says she's holding your pen hostage until you make her a cheesecake.
Me: -_-
A few minutes later
- Message comes in -
Me: *checks message*
Mom: I have your pen... Send in the cheesecake and no one gets hurt... >:)
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Moments of Hilarity in a Mundane Life: Part One
Random[G] Real-life comedy in the life of yours truly. Hilarious and funny moments in my otherwise boring life. Moments may not have occurred exactly as related. Some moments may be reworded due to a memory lapse. Note: Some moments previously appeare...
