Snippets of Childhood, Part 2

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- Mom and I waiting in the hospital waiting room -

Random woman: *sits next to us*

Me (age 3): *loudly* Mommy, she stinks. Doesn't she ever take a bath?

Woman: O_O *gives an offended look and walks off to find another chair*

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- At my grandfather's house -

Grandfather: *sitting*

Me (age 3-4): *brushing his hair*

Grandfather: *moves his head*

Me: DON'T MOVE! *smacks his head with the hairbrush*

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