Howdy (Corpse Husband × Reader)

Chapter 3: No Way

"I'm not telling you about my relationships." I say, rolling my eyes.

"C'monnn, Y/n, ill tell you how many people I've dated!" He says, smiling.

"No way." I say. He groans loudly.

"C'mon, please?" He asks, making puppy dog eyes. I laugh and nod.

"You first tho." I say, pointing at him.

"I've dated, around 15 maybe girls. How many guys have you dated?" He says.

"N-none..." I say, looking down.

"Oh? How many girls then?" He says, looking intrigued.

"N-none..." I say as I sigh.
"I've never dated anyone..."

"Ohhh should I confirm that with Felix?" He asks, smirking.

"F-feel free, I tell him practically everything. I'd definitely tell him about relationships to see if I can get help on it..." I say, feeling tears well up in my eyes. Right as I feel a tear run down my face, I get a text from Felix.

'Don't trust Corpse. He dates and dumps. He dates girls, and dumps them when he gets what he wants.' (Okay, authors note here, im sure corpse never does that, he seems like a nice guy, this is just for the sake of the book, I know Felix actually does like corpse as a friend, and they would never call each other these things.)

I read it and reply with 'ok'. I go back to the FaceTime as my timer goes off. I get the chicken pockets out of my oven. I let them sit for a few minutes as we talk about relationships.

"Whats your dream date?" He asks.

"I dont know, maybe a picnic, going to the movies, or going swimming? What about you?"

"Staying inside, watching movies, and cuddling." He says, looking behind the camera.
"Hey, I'll call you later. Got some business to take care of." He says, smirking and ending the call. I groan as Sean, Felix, and Marzia walk in.

(Sorry short chapter, im not having the best of days haha, here's some pictures.)