Class sillies

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Today my history teacher, a rumpled pot-bellied guy in his mid thirties walked into class all excited, which made the rest of us nervous, because he is known for pop quizzes. He took a deep long breath, "I have been waiting for this moment my whole entire teaching career. So please take out your textbooks," in a british accent, glowering at us all ferociously, " TURN TO PAGE THREE HUNDRED AND NINTEY FOUR."
We. All. DIED.
I AM COMPLETELY SERIOUS.

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