The Tale of EmoBitch2240

the tale dark emobitch2240

My name is dark emo bitch 2240 i live in hot topic and i have VERY painful sex with my boyfriend steve. everyday I cry because my dream boyfriend crush: Brack Obama is sadly not real and my cock is bleeding. While I cry because Obama isn't real, I try and eat my own ass but sadly i can not, i also read 50 shades of black and beat up my boyfriend steve because he is not obama FUCK YOU STEVE YOU ARE NOT OBAMA AND YOU WILL NEVER LIVE UP TO MY LOVE AND LUST FOR OBAMA STUPID FUCKING BTICH FUCK YOU STEVE BASTARD FUCKING STEVE YOUR MOM NEVER LOVED YOU. Fucking steve, anyways (trigger warning: Holding hands) while i cry and harass my boyfriend i go to my obama shrine and hold my paper obama bodypillow hand. Bitch ass steve asks "are you ok?" And i say "NO FUCK YOU STEVE" and i stab him in the eye with my obama knife.While Steve is bleeding to death, i piss and shit all over his bitch ass body, then i overdose on kool-aid with acid in it, when i wake up OH MY PENIS, BRACK OBAMA IS STANDING ON MY BED' "O-Obama-chan" i said blushing hard and shitting my self, "yes it obama" said obama with his shirt off, then he pulls off his pants and shows his 1"inch cock and it was super mega hard with blood coming out of it. Omg i take off all my clothes and we had super mega hot sex with sex all over. 69 months later. "Arggg" i said super pregnant, " it shall be ok doctor mario will help you" said obama, penis hours later. "Ah yes it is a sexy baby boi" said doctor mario, the baby was super cute and was super cool and epic, "what are we going to call him" said obama, "I know what to call him" i said "welcome to the world, shrek" merry Christmas everybuddy and all a good bazinga