Alexa and I both enter the McDonald's play ball pit, Eyes locked. As I draw my weapon, a titanium curved spatula, dipped in Siberian husky piss, and hand crafted by a tik tok femboy. She draws her weapon from her holster, a mark II quad long shot grande in a venti cup half calf double cupped no sleeve salted caramel mocha latte with 2 pumps of vanilla substitute 2 pumps of white chocolate mocha for mocha and substitute 2 pumps of hazelnut for toffee nut half whole milk and half breve with no whipped cream extra hot extra foam extra caramel drizzle extra salt add a scoop of vanilla bean powder with light ice well stirred.
The phite is next because this shit gon be way to long playa ❗️
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