Aaron Burr, Sir

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1776
NY

[HAMILTON]
Excuse me
Are you Aaron Burr, sir?

[BURR]
It depends. Who asks?

[HAMILTON]
Oh well sure sir
I am Alexander Hamilton, I am at your service sir
I've been looking for you

[BURR]
I am getting nervous

[HAMILTON]
Sir...
I heard your name in Princeton
I was looking for an accelerated course of study
When I got in a bad mood with a friend of yours
He may have punched him. It's a blur, sir.
Does he handle the finances?

[BURR]
He punched the treasurer

[HAMILTON]
Yes
I wanted to do what you did
Graduate in two, then join the revolution
He looked at me like I was stupid, I'm not stupid
So how did you do it? How did you graduate so fast?

[BURR]
It was the last wish of my parents before they died

[HAMILTON]
You are an orphan. Of course! I am orphaned
God I wish there was a war
So we could prove we're worth more than anyone expected

[BURR]
Can I buy you a drink?

[HAMILTON]
That would be fine

[BURR]
While we talk
Let me offer you some free tips
Talk less

[HAMILTON]
What?

[BURR]
Smile more
Don't let them know what you oppose or support

[HAMILTON]
You can not be serious

[BURR]
Do you want to get ahead?

[HAMILTON]
Yes

[BURR]
Fools who open their mouths end up dead

[LAURENS]
Oh me, me, me, me, me!
What time is it?

[LAURENS, MULLIGAN, LAFAYETTE]
Show time!

[BURR]
As I said...

[LAURENS]
Show time! Show time! Me!
I'm John Laurens in the place to be!
Two pints of Sam Adams, but I'm working on three!
Those redcoats don't want it with me
Because I'm going to blow up these cops until I'm free!

[LAFAYETTE]
Oui, oui, mon ami, je m'appelle Lafayette!
The Lancelot of the revolutionary set!
I came from far away just to say "Bonsoir!"
Tell the king "Casse toi!" Who's the best? It's me!

[MULLIGAN]
Brrrah, brraaah! I am hercules mulligan
Up in him loving him yeah I heard your mother say "Come on again?"
Lock up your daughters and horses, of course
It's hard to have sex with four sets of corsets

[LAURENS]
No more sex, pour me another concoction, son!
Let's pick up a couple more ...

[LAURENS, LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN]
To the revolution!

[LAURENS]
Well, if not the Princeton University prodigy!Aaron Burr!
Give us a verse, leave some knowledge!

[BURR]
Good luck with that - you're taking a stand
You spit. I'm sitting. We'll see where we land

LAURENS, LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN]
Boooo

[LAURENS]
Burr, the revolution is imminent
Why are you stopping?

[HAMILTON]
If you stand up for nothing, Burr, what will you fall in love with?

[LAURENS]
Who are you?

[MULLIGAN]
Who are you?

[LAFAYETTE]
Who are you?

[LAURENS, LAFAYETTE, MULLIGAN]
Ooh, who is this kid?
What are you going to do?

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⏰ Last updated: Jan 02, 2021 ⏰

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