(Speaker 1) Ok, good lesson number one: you see a wallet on the ground, and you look at the ID. The guy who owns the wallet is right in front of you, looking around, and asking, "Has anyone seen my wallet?" What do you do?
(Speaker 2) You eat his soul.
(Speaker 3) I steal it.
(Speaker 4) I put it back on the ground and walk away.

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