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Squidwards POV:

I glance up and see a beautiful woman she had a empty thing of hot Cheetos all I wanted in a woman "uhh squidward" I look behind me. Oh... It was just Spongebob "what" I say in a mean voice "there's a costumer" He said "oh yeah" I say back to him. I look back I see her. She's more beautiful up close...

Hot Cheeto squidwards POV:

He's more handsome up close. He looks at me. I blush.. "Hi" He says "oh hello" I replied
"I like your noise"...