Hot Cheeto squidward X squidward

my little clarinet

H-h-h-h-h-h-h-hey guys🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺
Sworry I haven't updated in awhile
I was a weally wazy 🥺🥺🥺 pwease forgive mwe

"Boo boo bear"

Hot Cheeto Squidwards pov:

Hot Cheeto squidward looks over to see pearl holding a camera

Taking pictures of my squidy poo?????
I think not. Only I can take creepy pictures of my handsome, dandsome, landsome, candsome, standsome, wandsome whittle hubby wubby bear.

"Pearl!" I yell

Pearl turns her head to me

"You don't deserve him Hot Cheeto squidward"

"Go to Davy Joneses locker pearl!!"

Pearl gasps

Even squidward gasped

"I'm sorry... " pearl says "I just can't bear to see him with you hot Cheeto squidward"

"Pearl... I-"

"No just... Don't"   "I'll let him go. I'm sorry"

Pearl unties squidward

Squidward runs over me

"BOO BOO BEAR!!"

"MY WIFIE HIFE!!"

Squidward runs over to me and gives me a big old sloppy kiss.

"It feels like its been a year sense I saw you..." Squidward says

"Doesn't matter now... I'm just happy you're okay" I say and bring Squidward in for a hug 

I look over and I see pearl. She looks at me and smiles and mouths the words "I'm sorry"...

But I Give her the middle Tentacle and look away.

After me and squidward hug we exit patricks Rock

I walk squidward home and I give him a kiss then we bid our farewells...