Rom, F, Female!Reader, Demon!Reader, and not so hilarious jokes tho- oh also- Reader shares the title of being Upper Moon 1 with Kokushibo.
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—————————————————————"Get the f*ck away from me, Douma! Don't say I didn't warn you when I bash your annoyingly shiny Colgate teeth in!" You hear Akaza shouts at a certain happy demon. "You know nothing about women, you sandal-faced demon!" You standing there listening to his continuous silly insults to Douma and saw him slicing Douma's both whole arms.
"Hohoho! Is that a statement or a challenge, Akaza-san?" Douma asks as he regenerating back his arms. "Because I do know a bit about them!" He said whilst whipping out his hand-fan and starts to fanning himself. You can feel Akaza's anger even from afar, somehow you can also sense his body temperature's going up. "Douma.." He growls.
"Akaza-kun!" You decided to step in so they both won't destroy the whole place that have been fixed up weeks ago. "Don't you dare destroying another room with your badly manicured hands, hon." You say as you crosses your arms, with a look saying 'Dare move a finger or a foot, we'll be over right here, right now.'
"But, (Y/N).. He started it first! He has no respect for women and won't admit his brain is just as small as kangaroo foetu-." Akaza was cut off by Douma cackling. "Haney babey, I know what I said. I do know a bit of them." Douma says as he starts to walk towards Akaza and gently lifts his chin with his hand-fan. "I know the fact that they're alot more delicious than any men. The fact that they're so oblivious of their surrounding sometimes making them the easiest target to fool with. Weak and always need protection by the others.. am I correct, (Y/N)?" Douma turns around to you.
Akaza growls as he grabs Douma's left wrist and gripping it so hard that the bone barely holding back from breaking. "WHY YOU! YOUR INSOLENCE TOWARDS WOMEN IS VERY VERY.. UGH!!" He groans as he's about to punch Douma until you forcefully stopped him by pulling his waist brashly (does this word even exist?).
"(Y/N)!! Stop getting in my way! Don't you hear him just now? His.. His ignorance! Rudeness and his amount of.. GAH!!" He lets out a frustrated shout as he stomps the floor. You, in the other hand tries to calm him down by holding his hand and coldly glares at Douma, who 'innocently' just standing there, smiling as if nothing bad happens. You then calmly walks towards Douma and gently holds his face.
"You know.. we all know what would happen if someone think its funny to make fun of the opposite-gender.. especially when the insulted person is higher in rank." You coldly stares into his eyes, searching for a bit of fear and the feeling of being a little intimidated. And man, you're not wrong. You sadistically smiles at the amount of fear in him, even though its small. "What about you, dear.. go and be useful for once and search for the Blue Spider Lily? I mean, staying indoor is what women usually do right? And they stay indoor for protection! Like what you said, they're so weak and and always need protection. If so, can you explain how can you get overwhelmed by a woman?" You finally says as you make your way back to Akaza who's standing there impressed and a bit scared fo you.
"Lets go, Akaza! Maybe tonight we'll find some people to eat?" You immediately change from earlier demeanor which surprises both Akaza and Douma. To see a sweet, gentle woman changes to cold, sadistic, manic and bloodlust demon and back again without problem would surprise anyone to be honest.
As you both walk outside the building together, Akaza suddenly stops in mid-way and huffs at you, unsatisified of something. "Whats wrong, hun?" You asked him. "Don't question me 'what's wrong'! You spooked him and me just now with your.. your aura or something! If you could do that anytime you want, why didn't you helped me before when he won't stop bothering me?" Akaza huffs in annoyance. You let out a small giggle, and smiles at him playfully. "Well you see.. I'm afraid that I'd scare you instead." And you finally laughs heartily as his unamused face.
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Author's Note: You see.. this chapter might suck as f**k. I was rushing when I wrote it, so please accept my apologies if there's any misspelling or bad grammar. And I apologize for the bad story and jokes, I'm still learning to write heheh. But still, I hope you enjoy this chapter!
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AcakKnY fic that filled with random oneshots, headcanons, memes and much more. Enjoy the most demonic (get it?) shenanigans. Characters are not mine