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CHAPTER 11

GAILA P.O.V

Kanina pa tong ungoy na toh ah nakakatawa na itsura nito na paka sersoyoso AHAHHAHA Ang ipic Ng itsura kala mo batang inagawan Ng candy sa itsura AHAHAHHH 

"What's funny"matalim syang tumingin sakin 

Actually nandito na kami sa kotse nya ng mamaniho sya ngayon 

Kanina pakaya ganyan itsura nya PUTIKK di Kona Kaya matawa napaka seryoso 

Di Lang nasabi Yong sasabihin pwede Naman sabihin sa hunted house nya nho di at toh Ng iisip 

Makapal na ata b*lb"l nito sa utak Kaya di masyadong gumagana 

"I SAID WHAT'S FUNNY"Ng gagala iting Nyang sigaw sabay preno sa kotse Kaya Ang ending muntik nakong masobsob buti nalang pala at naka seatbelt ako 

" Na babaliw kanaba eh Kong maaksedinte Tayo "Ng gagalaiting Kong Sabi at akmang lalabas na Ng pigilan nya ko

"Plss don't go" Ng mamakaawang nyang sabi sabay kapit sa kaliwang kamay ko

"Ano ba aalis na ko "galit Kong Sabi at kinalas Ang kamay nya 

Kaya Naman pinilit Kong buksan 

'putik naka limutan ko pala na ka-lock pala tong kotse nya MISSIONS FAILED' TAGLIFE ako sh*it bat ngayon pa 

"ay nakalimutan ko pala na ka-lock pwede pa bukas " Sabi ko at Ng bigay bg Peking ngiti 

"Im not stupid"walang ganang Nyang Sabi 

"Sabi ko nga Kaya paki bukas Naman "pilyang Sabi ko at tinuro pa Yong pinto 

"tanga Lang ako gaila pero di ako Bobo"walang imosyong Sabi nya at tumingin sa kalsada 

Buti nalang pala at Wala kami sa highway nho Kong nandon kami pustahan trapek dahil sa ungoy na toh 

'Bat Kasi ungoy tawag ko dito putik ganda gandang lalaki ungoy tawag' 

'Ay Mali pala ganda Lang 'tsk' ano sya K-pop duh '

'Nababaliw nanaman ako push*t kinakausap ko nanaman sariliko'

"Bat may sinabi bako ugakk"mataray Kong Sabi sabay irap sakanya buti Naman at nakatingin na sya sakin 

"AHHHHQHH"pagak Nyang tawa sabay hampas sa manobela

' baliw amputikk'

" F*ck im going insane"sarcastikong Nyang Sabi 

'minsan di ko to na gegets baliw at to may saltik ay palagi pala Mali '

"Baka baliw kana tlga matagal na ngayon molang Alam "halos patawa Kong Sabi at Napa hawak pa sa tyan

"Yeah you're correct"seryoso Nyang Sabi at sabay hawak sa kamay ko 

'may saltik nga sa utak edi shing'

"Last na to ah pwede ba buksan mo na Yong pinto para ma na himik na ko"seryso Kong Sabi at saby taray sakanya

"For what"tanong nya sabay smirk

'for what what kapang nalalaman chee'

"Uuwi nako "tipid Kong sagot

"Kasi nga may bahay ako" habol ko sa sinabi ko sabay taray 

'ay oonga pala kamusta Kaya sila mama at papa putikk nakalimutan ko sila bwes*t na to bat ko ba nakalimutan malapit napala birthday ni papa kulang pa ipon ko bwes*t Kasi daming Alam Ng ungoy na to may pakulong kulong pang nalalaman hay pano nato '

'bwes*t di manlang ako pinansin Ng ungoy na to mas binigyan pa Ng pansin Yong kotse nya kairitaa'

Sa sobrang boring ay binuksan ko nalang Yong radio dito sa kotse 

RADIO SONG

MY BOO BY:USHER

There's always that one person that will always have your heart
You never see it coming 'cause you're blinded from the start
Know that you're that one for me, it's clear for everyone to see
Oh baby, ooh (yeah, uh, uh, uh) (you gotta rockaway to this one, c'mon)
You will always be my boo
See, I don't know 'bout y'all, but I know about us and, uh

nagulat ako Ng sumabay tong ungoy na to inpernis ganda din Ng boses kerina AHAHQHQH

It's the only way we know how to rock
I don't know 'bout y'all, but I know about us and, uh
It's the only way we know how to rock

Do you remember, girl?
I was the one who gave you your first kiss
'Cause I remember, girl
I was the one who said, "Put your lips like this"
Even before all the fame
And people screaming your name
Girl, I was there when you were my baby

It started when we were younger, you were mine (my boo)
Now another brother's taken over, but it's still in your eyes (my boo)
Even though we used to argue, it's alright (my boo)
I know we haven't seen each other in a while
But you will always be my boo
I was in love with you when we were younger, you were mine (my boo)
And I see it from time to time, I still feel like (my boo)
And I can see it no matter how I try to hide (my boo)
And even though there's another man who's in my life
You will always be my boo

Putik bat ganon anong nangyayari sakin bat parang kinikili akeee omy god kinikilig Lola nyooo gagawin Koo ' NA BABALIW NANAMAN AKOO!!!!'

Yes, I remember, boy
'Cause after we kissed, I could only think about your lips
Yes, I remember, boy
The moment I knew you were the one I could spend my life with
Even before all the fame
And people screaming your name
I was there
And you were my baby

Putikkj bat ngayon paa paboritong kanta ko patooo bwes*t na buhay to wrong timeng ulittttt!!!!!!!

It started when we were younger, you were mine (my boo)
Now another brother's taken over, but it's still in your eyes (my boo)
Even though we used to argue, it's alright (my boo)
I know we haven't seen each other in a while
But you will always be my boo
I was in love with you when we were younger, you were mine (my boo)
And I see it from time to time, I still feel like (my boo)
And I can see it no matter how I try to hide (my boo)
And even though there's another man who's in my life
You will always be my

Oh, my oh, my oh, my oh, my, my boo
My oh, my oh, my oh, my oh, my boo

It started when we were younger, you were mine (my boo)
Now another brother's taken over, but it's still in your eyes (my boo)
Even though we used to argue, it's alright (my boo)
I know we haven't seen each other in a while
But you will always be my boo

I don't know about y'all, but I know about us and, uh
It's the only way we know how to rock
I don't know about y'all, but I know about us and, uh
It's the only way we know how to rock
It started when we were younger
My boo

Di ko na pala namalayan na kumanta na Rin ako pusit nag mukhang couple duet dito ngekk