lotr and hobbit chatrooms (beware of scary stuff)

Untitled Part 8

Legolas the heartbreaker entered

Thranduil got sass entered

Legolas the heartbreaker: But Adaaaaaaaaaaa!

Thranduil got sass: No, Leggie you need to let me do it!

Legolas the heartbreaker: *cowering in the corner of Thranduils room holding his arms over his head* But it'll look greasy!!! *crying*

Thranduil got sass: Legolas! Stop being childish! Do you want to itch for the rest of your life? It will make people think you have dandruff *shivers* and that is far more un-Fabulous than lookimg greasy for eight hours!

Legolas the heartbreaker:...urgh, fine. *sits in front of Thranduil on his bed*

Thranduil got sass: *starts combing Leggies hair then starts putting a liquid type thing on his hair*

Legolas the heartbreaker: *crying* AAAAAAGGGGHHH!!!!! IT FEELS HORRIBLE!!!!!!

Aragorn Elessar entered

Gimli Axe entered

Aragorn Elessar: What in the name of Elbereth is going on?

Thranduil got sass: Leggie has head lice

Gimli Axe: Oh! Man! Gross! Im outta here before they jump into my magnificent beard!

Gimli Axe left

Aragorn Elessar: Ewwww.

Thranduil got sass: *combing his hair with a special lice comb*

legolas the heartbreaker: *waving his arms about* OUCH!!!!!! IT HURTS ADA!!!! IT HURTS!!!!

Thranduil got sass: *strokes Legolas's back* its ok, son. We are finished.

8 long and un-Fabulous hours later

Legolas the heartbreaker: *acting cool infront of a mirror using a blow dryer and muttering to himself* Because youre worth it!

Aragorn Elessar: * peeking from behind the door watching Legolas trying not to laugh*

Legolas the heartbreaker: *puts on girly tone* ooh Mr Greenleaf! your hair is just sooooo soft! *his own voice* Why thank you, gurl! ooh yeah...im soooo sexy and hot *flips his hair and sparkles magically appear*

Aragorn Elessar: *sarcastic* Yes you are my little sweet cupcake!

Legolas the heartbreaker: *looks around and goes pink* this is embarassing...

WilltreatyRA entered

WilltreatyRA: *rushes in* Dont worry my sweet. *takes the blow drier and starts to brush and dry his hair* You just ignore the bad man! youre too fabulous for him.

Thranduil got sass: did someone say...FABULOUS!?

WilltreatyRA: me why?

Thrainduil got sass: *notices the whole of Wattpad staring* oh...uh...no reason. *quickly throws sparkles and hair flips*

Thranduil got sass left

Aragorn Elessar: well...im out! Peace! *pulls peace fingers, grabs a cookie from god knows where and walks off*

Aragorn Elessar left

WilltreatyRA: *turns off blow drier and begins to straighten his hair*

LE END!!!! i hope you like it...

so! quick thingamabobbies before ya love and leave meh!

1. Follow WilltreatyRA shes awesome and writes wicked fanfics!!! CHECK HER OUT :)

2. I know i dont update fast but please keep reading because this is one of my books that make me proud because of you guys...i get thrilled reading your comments. so please, dont hesitate! i love you all! i promise ill try to update like every week

3. i really want to give you guys a name (as in my followers/readers). tell me if you have any ideas or you like this one: "my fabulous hair flippers!" if so plz say! thanks!

4. you can suggest ideas if you wish! id prefer if you private messaged me the idea because the comments can get crazy. if you do, and i use your idea i will put up your message and who you are after the chapter and ill say some nice things about you!

Lastly, please look at my Kili fanfic 'kili and I' the reads are high and i would so love to keep them going up and up! Also my other book that means alot to me is my Draco Malfoy fanfic 'Hurry up and save me' which im working on with my brother (@Roman_Winters) and we would love it to have high reads and comments :) thank you!

Thank you! i love you all so much!!!!! - Slytherin_hobbit xxx