So so so Sorry for not updating since Erebor was taken...you know...cuz I was killing stuff so I wasn't really on wattpad. So please forgive my hobbit feet because they kinda stink. Also thanks for all your lovely comments! I was nearly wetting myself with delight. Seriously. Anywho I hope you enjoy and continue to enjoy. Thankyou.
King under the mountain entered
Dwarf warrior fili entered
King under the mountain: so did you find out what the sexy thing was that looked like kili? And a shit...
Ilovefrodoandkili entered
King under the mountain: oh dear god
Ilovefrodoandkili: so your saying kili is sexy and a shit? How in Middle Earth does that work?
Dwarf warrior fili: its an expression.
Ilovefrodoandkili: so your saying...WAIT A MINUTE!! YOU JUST CALLED KILI AN EXPRESSION!! HOW DARE YOU!!! HE IS NOT! HE IS A DWARF AND A VERY HANDSOME ONE TOO!!
king under the mountain: congrats, nephew, you just enraged a fangirl. You know I think im gonna create a new orc type called fangirls. Scary. Ok im serious now! Run! Run fili!! Run!! Now!!
Dwarf warrior fili: AAAAARRRRGGGHHHHHH!!!!!!!! *runs for his life*
Ilovefrodoandkili: YOU'LL NEVER GET AWAY WITH THIS, DWARF!! *chases after fili*
Dwarf warrior fili left
Ilovefrodoandkili left
King under the mountain: hmm...ok...so...umm...what to do...oh! I know! I can practice my singing! ♪Far over...the misty mountains cold. To dungeons deep...and caverns old. We must awaaaaaay 'ere break of daaaaay! To find our long forgotton gooooold♪
Kili the hot entered
Kili the hot: ♪the pines were roaring...oooooooon the hight. The winds were moaning iiiiiin the niiight. The fire was reeeeeed it flaming spreeeead. The trees like torches...blazed with liiiight♪
King under the mountain: nice. Hi.
Kili the hot: I miss home.
King under the mountain: me too. Virtual hug?
Kili the hot: virtual hug. *virtual hugs thorin*
Legolas the heartbreaker has entered
Thranduil got sass entered
Legolas the heartbreaker: To protect the world from devistation!
Thranduil got sass: To unite all people within our nation!
Legolas the heartbreaker: to denounce the evils of truth and love
Thranduil got sass: to extend our reaches to the stars above
Legolas the heartbreaker: Leggy!
Thranduil got sass: Thrannie!
Legolas the heartbreaker: Team Fabulous! Blast of at the speed of Sparkles!
Thranduil got sass: Surrender now or prepare to get glitterized!!!!!!
Unicorn entered
Unicorn: Neigh! That's right!
King under the mountain: o-0
Kili the hot: o-0
King under the mountain: ok officially wtf
Legolas the heartbreaker: Thrannie, my dear they are just simply not surrendering!!
Thranduil got sass: Well then, Leggy. UNICORN! USE SPARKLE ATTACK!!
Unicorn: uniiiiiiiiiiiiiicoooooooooooooorn!! *air get clouded with pink sparkles*
Kili the hot: *coughing violently* we need to get outta here, Uncle!
King under the mountain: *also coughing violently* lets get outta here!
Kili the hot left
King under the mountain left
Legolas the heartbreaker: where did they go?
Thranduil got sass: oh well....that was absolutely....
Legolas the heartbreaker: lemme guess....
Thranduil got sass: FABULOUSSSSSS
Ok guys so I hope you enjoyed it. For all you pokemon fans :P
So ill try update soon ok. Bye bye ♥
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