Ello *insert stupid grin here* , long time no see lol (two years to be exact i think). I wanted to see if their were any comments i missed and there are so i thoughg why not write some fanfic why pretending to be asleep . (Btw i have a tendencie to spell things wrong, use commers in the wrong places and not use grammar properly)
MEMERS 🖖(Im rly into star trek atm)
Ilikeants27 - Scott
VentsAreMyBffs - Clint
BlackCat - Loki
SpiderLady - Natasha
Ilikeants27 - CLINTTTTTT
Ilikeants27 - C
Ilikeants27 - L
Ilikeants27 - I
Ilikeants27 - N
Ilikeants27 - T
Ilikeants27 - !
Ilikeants27 - !
VentsAreMyBffs - STOP SPAMMING
Ilikeants27 - N
Ilikeants27 - O
Ilikeants27 - !
VentsAreMyBffs - WHAT !!
Ilikeants27 - have you done the homework set for Mondays maths lesson?
VentsAreMyBffs - No
VentsAreMyBffs - Wtf , we dont have homework
Ilikeants27 - Don't
VentsAreMyBffs - Shut Up
Ilikeants27 - You wanna watch Shrek ?
VentsAreMyBffs - Its 2 in the morning Scott
VentsAreMyBffs - Why else would you still be alive
VentsAreMyBffs - Nat would of killed you by now
Ilikeants27 - SOOoooooo
Ilikeants27 - Don't you want to bath in shrek glory??!! 😤
VentsAreMyBffs - Good Point
VentsAreMyBffs - My house in 10 ?
Ilikeants27 - YESSS , I'LL BRING THE EMOJI MOVIE TOO!! 😊
Ilikeants27 - Alchol or not 🤔
VentsAreMyBffs - What makes shrek better ?
Ilikeants27 - What lol?
VentsAreMyBffs - Being Drunk off your tits
Ilikeants27 - You have valid reasoning Mr Barton , I shall bring the Alcholic substances to your place in 0230 hours
VentsAreMyBffs - Wtf , what time is that lol
Ilikeants27 - 2:30 , you must learn milatry refrences my man!
VentAreMyBffs - Meh mabye , see ya in ten
Ilikeants27 - 👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🖖👋🖖👍
VentsAreMyBffs - You must be drunk already lol
Scotts Pov
No I am not Drunk like Mr Barton suggested , i am meraly tipsiy , so i am perfectally fine walking down the road to Clints house with My signed Shrek DVD and my prized copy of The Emoji Movie ,(I Belive i Kin Donkey ) , he's just so majestic and loyal and just like him i wouldn't mind banging a dragon from time to time , i'd just make sure to use a condom thought ,don't need half dragon babys on my hands . The car that's honking at me to cross the road has no idea that their looking at the majestic human form of Donkey, you see if i was drunk i would crawl across the road acting like the attractive donkey i am, but i am not drunk ,so i did not do that. The sign near Clints drive makes me aware that i am close to my partener in crimes house, his parents are dumb enough to leave the back door open at night so i sneek through their door alot , not walking into their mail box or blatingly humming the tune of "I just can't wait to be king".
I snook throught Clints house , noting that Clint would be in the living room so headed there, again not walking in to the stair banister or mumbling along to "I just can't wait to be king". Like I predicted Clint was in the living room , so i made my totally not stumbling entrance into the living room to be greeted by Clint whisper shouting, "ARE YOU TRYING TO WAKE UP MY PARENTS!?".
3rd Person Pov
"Nope," Scott slurred poping the P and shoving the bag towards his Friend, Clint sighed about pulled out the Alcohol Scott had brought, Vodka and Some shot worthey shit. "How many have you had dude?" Clint asked flicking the lid of one of the bottles, Clint looked down at his hands and started counting on his fingers , " 3 Shots of -ummmm" Scott looked at the drinks on the table ," THAT STUFF" he whisper yelled pointing at the blue liquid in one of the bottles. Clint shrugged and flicked of that bottles lid , physically cringing when he caught of wiff of how strong it smelt , grabbed a shot glass that Scott had brought with him, filled it up ,
"Might as well make the drunkenness even ," He suggested downing his shot and filling it up again, he did this three times to be even with scott.
"Right! We Could Take Vodka as Shots OR as I brought two bottles we could have a compitition to see who can drink the most?" Scott slurred managing to put shrek in the DVD player , "Option Two! "Clint said poking the buttons on the TV remote , the Alcohol still making its way to his brain. Scott grabbed the bottles off the floor and placed them on the table flicking the lids of in the process, "Its On!" He said taking a full swig of his bottle of Vodka as Shrek began in the background. Clint grinned at him , grabbing the other bottle and taken a big swig from it as well.
A couple minuets of watching Shrek and Clint blurted out ,"Once Shreks over lets Facetime Nat and Go to the beach!" , Scott had been staring a the picture of Donkey on his shot glass but he immidately turned around and looked at Clint ,"Yesssss , WE COULD ALSO GO SKINNY DIPPING!!" (If anyone gets this refrence to wilburs christmas eve stream, i love you)
He slurred , Clint nodded profondly (I have no idea what this word means) and pointed at the screen , "ITS DONKEYS SEGGYS DRAGON FRIEND!!" He half yelled earning a gasp from Scott , "MY QUEEN," He cheered taking another swig of Vodka already a quarter way through the bottle. " You won't finish that bottle, its Impossible , IM - POSS - IBLE !" Clint slurred sounding it out for his friend on the floor, "Wait Till I tell Nat you were wrong!" Scott sang taking another swig earning a laugh from Clint who had for some reason joined him on the floor.
"Ya know I think I'm related to Donkey," Scott slurred his bottle now half empty Clints just a little more full, "Releated?" Came the reply, Scott nodded quickly standing up in front of the coffee table , " You see, Donkey Is cute, Lovable , funny and Majestic, I Am all these things" Clint nodded clearly listening to every word Scott was saying, " Donkey would bang a Dragon, I would Also Bang a Dragon ," Clint put his hand under his chin and prentened to be stroking an invisable beard, " Donkey Has Fluffy hair , I also have ze floofy hair . That is my conclusion i am Donkey" Scott finished bowing, Clint stood up swaying slightling nodding , " You know i see it ! But their is one fatel flaw in the relatedness," Scott stared at him listening with everything he possibly could, " You don't have a shrek to your donkey !" Clint said putting his hand on his hips. Scott thought for a second am idea popped into his mind , " YOU ARE THE SHREK TO MY DONKEY!!" He yelled , some how not waking Clints parents, Clint nodded smiling ," I Gratiously accept the invite to be your Shrek, I will bow to you , you Majestic Donkey!" Clint slurred bowing down for Scott , who jumped up and clapped his hands together a few times.
HI , LONG TIME NO SEE AGAIN LOL. This is only Part 1 i WILL work on a part two tomorrow , I hope you enjoyed it lol and no I am not drunk (I am just a 15 year old high on caffieene). Its not much but it will do as it is 1:22am lol , see ya 🖖
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Avengers HighSchool Au
FanfictionHi, welcome to my awful "one shots" , the update schedule is not often but you'll get one atleast once a year 😁, but tbf im now in collage so weirdly im free more so who knows.
