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i. stfu baby murderer

THE BOYS🙄🙌🏻

maehem
omg just realized they don't know each other

kadyn
what

kadyn
who's all here

maehem
well like luke and han too plus ani and obi don't know our besties

thing one
u didn't tell them about us??

thing one
feeling #betrayed

thing two
no it's ok i don't want to man who murders babies to know about me

hey there
Excuse me?

kadyn
oh bee !!!!!

kadyn
obi*

thing two
you heard me old man 😃

hey there
Who murdered babies?

maehem
no one obi this anakin is built different

hey there
Anakin murdered babies?

maehem
no i told u our anakin is built different

maehem
rowan's anakin? yeah that man went all laser pointer on some younglings

maehem
but that one also married padme and had like little babies and went all dark side sith on you

flyboy
I married Padmé?

thing one
so u find out you killed babies and ur first response is ur alternative reality wife?

thing one
mae i think he's cheating on you

maehem
stop it i'll start bawling

maehem
i'm literally crying rn

maehem
tell her kadyn

kadyn
you're literally not

kadyn
we're eating wings rn

maehem
it taste yummy :)

flyboy
I want wings.

thing two
stfu baby murderer

maehem
okay moving on

maehem
let's introduce each other <3 i'll go first

maehem
ANAKIN, OBI-WAN, these r my besties ( other than kadyn stop frowning at me ) rowan and zara. they are siblings. their chaotic energy matches mine and kade's so watch ur back  😏

hello there
Oh no.

kadyn
oh yes <3

hello there
Hello Kadyn.

kadyn
hi obi!! I miss you :)

hello there
I miss you too.

maehem
bro <3 he noticed u

kadyn
he's literally my boyfriend stfu

thing one
ok my turn now besties

thing one
LUKE AND HAN meet my other besties 👯 maemi and kadyn. their chaotic energy matches mine and rowans so watch out han

snarky
No im not dealing with more of you

snarky
You two are enough

thing one
okay i love you too

kadyn
luke this is your not-dad where he didn't turn evil and kill everyone <3

guyfly
what?

flyguy
What?

maehem
kadyn wtf :(

maehem
you said i got to spill the beans!!!!

kadyn
introduce luke now 

maehem
hey ani!!!! <3 this is ur son! but not the one u had with padme and not me!!!!!! dw :) our kids don't have this much trauma <3

hey there
Anikin and you have children?

flyguy
I had children with Padmé?

thing one
omg anikin again

thing one
mae baby give it up he's in love with the senator 

maehem
ill literally die right here on the spot look im dead

thing two
GIRL DONT EVEN JOKE

maehem
i didn't know u cared rowan :)

thing two
i don't but that's what made him go dark side on us :///

thing two
like as soon as ur pregnant if he starts getting those dreams put him out like a horse with a broken leg

flyguy
What?

maehem
well about that

thing one
now miss thing...

kadyn
WHAT

my time 2 shine
hey guy

for the prequel, this takes place in the 3rd movie i forget the title. but ani doesn't become evil. original doesn't have an exact time but probably the second one idk

am i implying that mae is carrying little children in her tummy? yes. is it true? idk i thought it was funny lolsie