group chat.

ii. smelly old man

KADYN HAS STARTED A
GROUP CHAT

( maehem, kadyn, thing one, thing two )

uh oh

kadyn
were u going to tell me you have a fucking FETUS in your WOMB or was i just going to have to read your sarcasm and find out on my own

maehem
i can neither confirm nor deny that

thing one
are you... pregnant?

maehem
i can neither confirm nor deny that

thing two
damn maes having a bastard

maehem
well actually...

kadyn
are you

kadyn
are you serious

kadyn
MAE

kadyn
MAE YOU WATCHED THOSE MOVIES

kadyn
MAE WE WATCHED THOSE MOVIES TOGETHER

maehem
yes i was there

kadyn
do you want to die

maehem
no

kadyn
WHY IS YOUR BABY DADDY ANAKIN SKYWALKER

maehem
and fiance

kadyn
need i remind you of THE REVENGE OF THE SITH

maehem
no that one is my favorite :)

thing two
do we like add anything

thing one
no let this happen they need it

kadyn
YOURE GOING TO DIE

maehem
no...

maehem
my anakin simply built different chief 

maehem
i told him that palpatine is a smelly old man 

maehem
and he is so whipped he was like "yeah no ur right" and he doesn't trust him anymore!

thing one
you... 

thing two
YEARS??? OF TORMENT 

thing two
AND THATS ALL THAT HAD TO BE DONE

thing two
im so mad rn 

kadyn
should i

kadyn
should i tell obi that

maehem
yeah probably

my time 2 shine
i wrote this on my laptop so it doesn't have the dramatic chapter indent im so heartbroken in the feel dhmu

also yeah in canon supernova mae's big plan of saving anakin is just. Telling him she doesn't trust palpatine 

does it work in canon? who knows ;)