Dreamteam Oneshots

Smeggsy Smut

You guys keep askin for it, so you shall receive.
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Dream laughed "Umm..when we meet up, you shoulddddddd wear a skirt."
Sap laughed "Okay, doesn't seem hard, then i dare you toooooo..do the same thing whore." He laughed.
"Fine," Dream smirked, "how about we...wear a full fledged maid outfit."
Sap thought about that, "corset, bunny ears, tail and all that?"
Dream nodded.
Sap nodded as well "okay."

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The blond-ish boy sat around waiting for his friend to soon arrive. He kept checking the time everynow and then "when is he gonna get here" was all he could think about.
"Dream!" A familiar voice shouted from across the airport. Dream's head shot up and he saw sap, his eyes widened. "YOU DID IT-" Dream was staring at sap's maid outfit. Sap laughed "A dares a dare."

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Dream kept glancing back at sap, who was refusing to change out the maid outfit. "Hey dream, see somethin you like~?" Sap teased and laughed. Dream rolled his eyes and nodded. Sap opened his legs a bit "Oh really?" Sap smirked then opened his legs just to the point where it hurt. Dream couldn't help but look, He tried his best not to but..it just kept coming back to his mind. "God, i'm gonna fucking kill you." Dream rolled his eyes. "You're so beautiful." Sap smiled. Dream got up, "God damnit, shut up." He pulled his face close and kissed him. Sap laughed and pulled himself away, "nope."

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The smaller boy pushed the blonde down and smirked. "You're such an ass~" He giggled quietly. "Yeah, and that's what i'm abouta be in." Dream stated with a slight laugh. Sap rolled his eyes, "Shut the hell up." He casually decided to become a cowboy and yee-haw all over dream's yknow what.

((LISTEN I GOT LAZY AND BORED-))