My Best Friend's Brother part Two [percabeth]

Thirty one

Percy POV (Normal POV's)

"Emma...? Can you say Dada?"

"Fuck."

"Yes you say that very well. Jesus Annabeth, what did you teach our daughter?" I gave her a fake disapproving head shake and I added in the tsk tsk for extra effect.

"Its not technically my fault. You were supposed to take her that day. So..."

"Can you tell me how it went down? Like the whole shabang?"

"Well, you were drunk off your ass, I had just gotten off the phone with Jason, and he told me about our sobriety state, and then proceeded to hang up—"

"He was pretty hammered I believe." I chuckled nervously. She just glared at me like I planned the party.

"I had realized I still had a meeting, so I said fuck."

"Fuck!"

"We should probably stop saying it around her." She just glared at me. I should be mad at her! I warned her that Emma was gonna start talking soon. Like the stupid one syllable words. Sure she's only eight months now, but she has Annabeth's brains and my dashingly good looks. She's destined to rule the school. She'll be a total badass, all the boys— or girls, whatever she wants... will be drooling over her. She'll be talented, brave, kind, and the most popular kid in school. Just like her dad! Thats the kind of shit thats inherited.

"I just hope she doesn't grow up to be a bitch."

"Bi-"

"Annabeth, you gotta be careful."

"Ugh, I know, its just so fucking hard!"

"Fuck!" Its like she could tell we didn't want her saying that. She could totally tell already which words were bad, and thats why she was saying them!

"Annabeth, if she has a sailor's mouth, its on you."

"A sailor's mouth Percy?"

"Yeah, like isn't that a-a thing?"

"Yeah, but who knew you knew that term?"

"There's a lot you still don't know about me Chase."

"Is that so Jackson?"

"Oh you betchya."
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Piper's been texting me non stop trying to figure out when they can do Annabeth's bachelorette party, and I honestly think she should talk to Annabeth, I don't know what girls like!

PM: Perseus Jackson! What color streamers!?

PJ: Iunno bro.

PM: I am not Jason, do not bro me!

PJ: Geez okay...

PJ: I know her favorite color is sea green, so I'd say thats a pretty good color to go with.

PM: See, now was that so hard?

PJ: When you harass me nonstop, yes.

PM: Oh forget it...

"Percy get over here he have another episode of that show you were watching."

"You mean my show as in South Park?"

"Whatever, like with the boys and the other characters, I don't know. Its very you. So, turn it on."

"I am offended by that Chase."