D is for Dogs. (One Direction Fanfic)

The world just keeps spinning..

Soo how are you my lovelies? Hope you have a good holiday! I know i'll be, just recieved GREAT  news! :)

Agexx

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Leda's P.O.V.

"MY FEET ARE KILLING! HOLD ON GAMMIT!" I yelled for the tenth time, but hey who's counting....oh wait, that'd be me.  Ty and I had been walking around aimlessly for the past two hours, but all i wanted to do was shove my face with food, yeah ladylike i know. Trust me. But no alas we just keep walking around with no rests might i add. 

Lets just say i wasnt the best at P.E. and never really enjoyed the School Olympics my dumb old school forced us to participate in every end of every year until graduation. Sure im skinny but not because i work out, oh hell no, its just because i have a fast metabolism. Take away that and i'd look like a fat cat lady with more than six chins. In other words, it wouldnt be pretty. "SUCK IT UP WILL YA!" Ty rolled his eyes.

"Bu-buh-but I don't wanna walk!" I looked at him with puppy eyes pleading, probably looking pathetic..he caved and called a cab, YAY NO MORE WALKIE WALKIE FOR MUAH! As soon as the cab pulled up i literally face dived in just to get off my feet, sometimes i wish that i could be Flash so i wouldnt get tired but think nahh i like food too much. 

"Jeez Kitty, if you keep doing that you might get a concussion.." I heard Ty mumble, in return i slapped his shoulder and glared at him. "Its your own fault for making me walk so damn far." I huffed in protest. He rolled his eyes and shoves me playfully and smirks as the cab comes to a stop. "SLEEPOVER!! BREAK OUT THE KITTY MARSHMELLOWS!" He screamed-like a girl if i may- and ran for my apartment. Yeah KItty marshmellows, they're real, its kind of how i got my nickname..

I ran to my door and went to tackle Ty, but completely failed and landed on my face. WHAT IS TODAY GET LEDA DAY GROUND! ERMERGERD! Douchecanoe. I got up and punched my laughing bestfriend in the stomach, giving a tiny wish that he'd puke and feel crappy. But oh no.. That'd be to convenient for me! Instead he fell forwards-from more laughter- unto me. Today is not my day.

Well really no day is my day, because i cant own a day, well except my birthday...but you still share that with other people in the world so, technically it still isnt mine. You know what? Lets just pretend i own a day. Just for a while so you get how clumsy i am. I walked in the bathroom looking at my reflection in the mirror, Not bad Leda, Just your average mongoose narwhal, You'd make a sexy mongoose narwhal...hmm yeah i could see that. Mongoose narwhal in da hizzy!! 

What am i doing? Dont answer, YOU DONT KNOW ME! GAH! People.. I swear they can be so whats the word.. annoying? no.. tiresome? yes but not what im aiming for, OBNOXIOUS! There we go, whoops brainfart! OOOOH CHICKENWING DIP! IM OFF PEASANTS! I said in my head-to myself- and skipped out to the kitchen hopping over the already passed out Ty, loser.