D is for Dogs. (One Direction Fanfic)

To the cupboards and beyond!

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Agexx

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Leda's P.O.V.

I woke up on top of the cupboards covered in Cheetos and Mountain Dew, ugh i need a shower i mean dude... ew. If you're wondering why i act like such a lady, well i dont really know, i was just born the perfect female i guess. HA KIDDING! As if! I like when i walk down the street and have no daily girl drama in my life, the only female friend i have is what mother nature gave me, and she's a bitch. No but seriously she is. Men have NO flipping idea! I would preach some more but i smell like a dead raccoon that was cooked in a preheated oven for twenty minutes on three fifty degrees, and it isnt pleasent. 

I ran to my room- tripping over Ty- and turned on my Ipod to one of my favorite bands Cobra Starship, a familiar tune Hot Mess came on so i started to strip and headed for the shower. I guess you could say i dont really listen to just one particular genre of music, pretty much any and every type of music is my favorite. The only thing i couldnt stand is little kid music, i mean yeah i loved it...WHEN I WAS TWO! Now i want to shoot myself everytime i hear Fruit Salad by the wiggles.

I hopped in the shower relaxing my shoulders in the scalding hot water, ahh thats the stuff. When i stepped out my body was creating steam from the sudden change in temperature making my bathroom a slight it warmer. WHO CHANGED MY THERMOSTAT! I WILL PUNCH THEM IN THEIR BALLS-If they have none then their boobs-!! GAH!! People.. Ohh the Holloways are playing! Forgetting my rant i began singing along my voice probably sounding horrible, oh well.

I felt a vibration in my pants just as the chorus began. Not like that you pervy person you. I pulled out my cell to check my new message, From: Ty

                    We going out today kitty? I need new numbers. ;) xx

       Guess I better dress decent then. I skipped to my room and threw on a red dress. What i can be girly sometimes, yeesh. I let my hair fall down naturally the curlsdeciding to land everywhere, andput on a pair of black sunglasses. Why? Because I wear my sunglasses at night! Dont judge me. I ran down the stairs and leaped onto my counter, hurting my ass in the process. Ty was waiting paciently by the door looking extremely casual. Weirdo. And with that we headed out. 

"Soo you might need to, err, fake date me.. Just for today though!" Ty said unsure, i chuckled immediately. Me and..Ty! Oh goody i think that earns the biggest laugh and load of bullshit, well ever. I wiped at under my eyes and sighed. "Funny one Ty!" He looked at me with complete seriousness. You've got to be shitting me! "Why?" I growled.  "You remember Trisha right?" I nodded, that hoe that slapped me at the highschool prom for protecting my bestfriend. "Well.. you see she kinda thinks that she's dating me and i want her to stop so i need a girlfriend. Not a REAL one exactly but a fake one to get the point across so, please?" He stared at me with puppy eyes, damn he's good. I nodded in defeat, and replied "Just tell me the plan".

" WE HAVE TO KISS!" I exclaimed after he'd explained the plan. He gulped and nodded "Well not a full makeout session! Just a kiss Leda! For me!" I ran a hand through my hair. "FINE! BUT JUST SO YOU KNOW THIS IS NEVER HAPPENING AGAIN!" He nodded, agreeing. I sighed once again as we saw the devil herself, Trisha. She stalked over to us her fake tan leaving a trail of skank behind her. Yay, now for the show. Ugh. I tried to keep my smile as Ty put his arms around me, kissing my head and biting my ear playfully as he whispered "go along with it". Showtime.

I turned in his arms just as she was a foot away and gave Ty a kiss, fully-on the mouth. He was a little surprised but hey he wanted to give a show. Im the actress so here I go, on with the show. I kissed his neck leaving a trail of pink from my lipstick and rested my hands on his chest. trisha shrieked and and huffed looking at my display, she even tried to grab my hair but Ty wouldnt let her. I was getting the feel that Ty enjoyed me doing this...wait no. He's Ty he wouldnt like me that way, I've known the boy my entire life. Just as i was thinking this Ty pulled me closer and kissed me again, this time though it wasnt fake.

I pulled back and looked at him, what the hell. "Kitty Im So-" I didnt hear the rest considering how i ran away to the park a mile away. I came here often when i needed to think, hopefully Ty would let me. Alone. What was he thinking! We're friends, BEST friends. Why would he want to ruin that.. I sat on the swings my thoughts repeating those last seven words, over and over. I kept swinging slightly wishing i had my Ipod, had i put Ty in the friendzone when i was a child? Had he wanted to kiss me for a long time? I sighed and looked at the ground noticing a pair of shoes come into my line of sight. I looked up beginning to speak "Look Ty I dont want t- You arent Ty.."  I said to the brunette boy  who was the body and head to the pair of feet i had saw when i was looking down.

"No, im not Ty." He said smiling a little, a british accent ringing clear with each word. Hmm a Brit in New York. Unusual. He took a seat beside me on  the other swing and began to swing with me. "Im  Louis, nice to meet you!" He said his tone excited. "Hi Louis, Im uhh Leda." I smiled back at him glad for a distraction, "You seemed a little sad before, wanna talk?" He questioned i shook my head no not wanting to talk to a complete stranger about my life problems. He nodded in understanding and handed me a card with his number on it. "Call or text me sometime love. I've got to run, but i'd love to chat." He said as he walked away, into the sunset. What was he a flipping unicorn! I sighed and began to walk myself home, hoping Ty wasnt there when i got back. Luckily, that wish came true. Unlike most i made. 

I stepped inside heading straight for my Ipod and attaching it to my speakers i recieved for christmas from Luke my other bestfriend. I blasted Numb by White Lies and fell back onto my couch, going to sleep the song applying to most of my life right now. I fell asleep just as the next song came on, making a mental note to charge my Ipod in the morning. Maybe this was all just a big nightmare? No. Well I better keep dreaming then.