DCMK oneshots ( Kaishin )

An Angry Kuroba is A Scary Kuroba

Shinichi is missing. I repeat shinichi is missing. That's the main reason the overly-energetic magician is frustrated, sad and on the verge of tears. Well you can't blame him they have been dating for a year and a half now and this is the first time that shinichi has gone missing.

It all started when he woke up, he expected to see his beloved detective curled over his side and still asleep because he knew that the detective is never a morning person, but he didn't expect to see an empty bed with a note saying that he has to solve a code if he wants to see his detective.

He is smart and this shouldn't be a problem, but when he saw the picture of his detective tied up on a chair with a busted lip he can't think straight. He was thinking of all the possibilities that they will do on his favorite critic.

He tried asking for help on their friends, but maybe lady luck has abandoned him because they all decided to have a vacation somewhere and they didn't tell them, even the detective boys went with them.

He was thinking of the things that the 'kidnappers' would do to shinichi, he was thinking about all the 'what ifs' that may happen. His thought was interrupted when aoko messaged him. -𝖡𝖺𝗄𝖺𝗂𝗍𝗈! 𝖲𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗂𝖼𝗁𝗂 𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝖺𝖿𝖾, 𝗒𝗈𝗎'𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗈𝗅𝗏𝖾 𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖼𝗈𝖽𝖾! ☺︎︎ 𝖨𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝖺𝗇'𝗍 𝗌𝗈𝗅𝗏𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 8𝗉𝗆 𝗐𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗀𝗈 𝖺𝖻𝗋𝗈𝖺𝖽 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗂𝖼𝗁𝗂 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖿𝗈𝗋 3 𝗆𝗈𝗇𝗍𝗁𝗌! ㋛︎

He was speechless- no that wasn't it, he was enraged he was getting restless worrying about his lover just to get a message saying that this was all a prank that they set up to him, for what? for fun?

-𝖪𝗎𝗋𝗈𝖻𝖺-𝗄𝗎𝗇 𝖨 𝖽𝗂𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖽𝗎𝗆𝖻 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖿𝗂𝗀𝗎𝗋𝖾 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝖾𝖺𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝖽𝖾, 𝗂𝗍'𝗌 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 2 𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗋𝗌 𝗌𝗂𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝖺𝗐 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝖽𝖾, 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 1 𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗅𝖾𝖿𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗈𝗅𝗏𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗐𝖾 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗋𝗂𝗏𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗇𝖾 𝗈𝖿 𝗌𝗎𝗓𝗎𝗄𝗂-𝗌𝖺𝗇.☻︎-𝗌𝖺𝗀𝗎𝗋𝗎

At this point he just snapped, he solve the code rode the car that yukiko gave them because apparently this is her gift to kaito for being together with her beloved 'shin-chan' he laughed at the thought slightly before turning angry again.

'𝐼 𝑠𝑤𝑒𝑎𝑟 𝑡𝑜 𝑔𝑜𝑑, 𝑖'𝑙𝑙 ℎ𝑎𝑣𝑒 𝑚𝑦 𝑟𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛𝑔𝑒 𝑎𝑛𝑑 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑦 𝑤𝑖𝑙𝑙 𝑟𝑒𝑔𝑟𝑒𝑡 𝑒𝑣𝑒𝑛 𝑡ℎ𝑖𝑛𝑘𝑖𝑛𝑔 𝑎𝑏𝑜𝑢𝑡 𝑡ℎ𝑒𝑖𝑟 𝑝𝑟𝑎𝑛𝑘'

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*3 hours before kaito woke up*

"Im sure kaito-kun will get angry at this" ran saidthinking about the consequences of pranking the greatest Kuroba Kaito. "It's okay ran-chan, if bakaito can't solve the code we will go to the house of shinichi's parents for three months, and this is approved by yukiko-san and even chikage-san approved already!" aoko said looking at the worried expression of her lover and kissing her on the cheek.

"Hurry up carry him heiji." Kazuha whispered to the dark-skinned detective while she watches how hattori carefully and silently carry the sleeping detective away from the hands of the magician.

They are careful not to wake up the detective but they knew that the magician won't wake up because they out sleeping pills on his hot chocolate the evening before so that they can successfully carry-out their plan without getting caught in the middle of it.

Hakuba was outside waiting at the van with professor agasa, ayumi, genta, mitsuhiko, haibara, and sonoko while waiting for the other four to come out. The kids are sleeping again so that as they qoute 'so we can have extra energy later to tie uo shinichi-neesan softly, so that he won't get hurt!' because apparently shinichi is their mother that's why they don't want to hurt him.

Hakuba smiled evilly when he saw his lover carrying the sleeping detective out of the kudo mansion while thinking of the reaction kaito would have when he saw that shinichi is missing. When they tried to put shinichi on the van he suddenly woke up causing his head to bump on the roof and falling on hattori's arm causing his bruise and busted lip.

'we will really die' ran just silently thought when he saw the busted lip of the now unconscious detective. Once they reached the forest which is approximately a 25 minute drive away from the kudo mansion, they tied up shinichi and took a photo to send to their magician friend.

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'𝑰 𝒔𝒘𝒆𝒂𝒓 𝒊 𝒘𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒌𝒊𝒍𝒍 𝒕𝒉𝒆𝒎' he thought before driving to his destination.

Once kaito arrived they knew they were done for.  They were surprised at first before it slowly turned into fear seeing their friends eye. Kaito didn't even let them talk when a puff of blue smoke appeared and by the time it disappeared they are already wearing costumes except the kids, professor agasa, and ran because he knew that ran definitely tried to stop them.

Hakuba was wearing a very revealing devils outfit and when i say revealing, it is definitely revealing to the point hattori had a nose bleed.

Hattori was wearing a mummy outfit only covering his private parts and his whole face.

Aoko was wearing an angels outfit which fortunately covered every part of her body except her eyes.

Kazuha was wearing 7 layers of clothing while sonoko is wearing 10 layers of hoodies and it was currently summer.

And before they could even blink the second puff of blue smoke appeared and they felt themselves being enveloped by a very sticky substance and getting covered by feathers well ran, the professor and kids are only covered in water to make the feathers stick easily on them.

By the third puff of smoke they are already on the ground and they has their mouths covered in tape and has their hands tied. All of them are bound in a circle tightly making it harder for them to move.

"Repeat this again and I will do something worse!" Kaito spoke lowly making them shiver at the cold tone of their usually cheerful friend. 'I guess shinichi is really important to him' the professor thought before slightly smiling because atleast now the detective has someone to protect him at all cost.

Kaito walked to the still sleeping detective before carrying him and walking out of the shed where the rest of their friends are, but before that he released the kids and professor before going home.

The next few weeks is still full of pranks from the magician which he likes to call his revenge because shinchi has a bruise and busted lip from their 'stupid' prank.

Well fortunately they learned their reason not to prank the magician again and most importantly not to hurt shinichi at all cost.

******Bonus******

Shinichi woke up confused as to why he has a busted lip and a bruised cheek but kaito only told him that he sleep-walked and kissed him lovingly.

" I love you shin-chan"
" I love you too kai-chan"