Being Roomates With The MCYT'S

Family Dynamics

Wilbur makes sure the house is clean, and although it doesn't have to be sparkling, he just wants to make sure everyone stays on task with chores. In late July he came out of his room and placed a piece of paper on the fridge if who was in charge of what 

Tommy and Tubbo- in charge of the dishwasher 

This actually worked for a while. Tommy and Tubbo worked really well together. Tubbo unloaded the dishwasher and tommy loaded it back up with the dishes in the sink. That is until Tommy discovered how to work the google home in the family room and danced around the room with the plates, and then slipped and broke half of them. Now Tommy's just in charge of decorating for the holidays. 

Nikki- Vacuum

Nikki is really really, really good at vacuuming. She gets everything under everywhere and once her and shlatt had a war over who could vacuum better. She won, and shlatt accidentally broke the vacuum cords. 

Quackity- Laundry

Quackity loves doing laundry. Like a lot. He figured out how to use the machines once Wilbur showed him how to work the fancy ones he installed. But the only downside was that he thought that mixing the whites and darks was a tv sitcom expression, and didn't actually exist. He mixed one of Wilbur's white shirts with tommy's red one and everything was pink. The entire apartment went on breast  cancer walks for a year and half because of all the pink shirts they had. 

You were in charge of cooking for the house, which was a bit of a chore. Tubbo was too sweet to say if he didn't like anything, so you never actually knew if he enjoyed your cooking. Tommy just consumed everything in sight, so Wilbur, who was in charge of grocery shopping (and now the laundry) went to the store every week to buy snacks. Nikki helped with the cooking, but mostly she just baked a lot while the two of you watched love it or list it. Wilbur thought whatever you made was delicious, so there wasn't much of a problem there. Tommy also thought everything you made needed a bit more salt (who gets what I'm saying here lmao), and Quackity just made ramen whenever he felt like it. Plus you always had company over, so you never knew how much to make. That's when Tommy discovered delivery apps and you guys just straight ordered stuff for a month straight. 

Every once and a while when the weather got warmer, Wilbur dragged the old recliner chairs out of the basement and on to the back balcony and Nikki would make lemonade. Once Quackity spiked it with vodka, and the night ended with tommy throwing up over the balcony, and Wilbur calling his mother to wish her a happy birthday on the wrong day. 

Tubbo wanted a tradition for you guys to do every year, so near the holidays you always do secret Santa. Last year somebody leaked a list of who had who, and tommy launched a full investigation, backed up by techno blade who had an actual questioning room where they would take you. The best gift anyone ever received was when Nikki gifted Quackity a full on restaurant with his name on it. Every once and a while he orders from their and tells everyone he's the boss. We have a lifetime supply of pizza and chicken wings from Quackity's: Bar and Grill. 

Everyone in the house loves reality TV, even if they don't admit it. Nikki got everyone hooked last year by watching a little marathon of the Kardashian's. Tommy came out to see what all the yelling was about, and then kinda just sat for hours watching it with us. Tubbo loves house shows, where he yell's at the tv about what house they should get. Nikki and Wilbur have watched every single episode of the bachelor and the bachelorette, and get way to excited when a new season comes out. Quackity loves big brother, and once tried for us to recreate it, which ended up with Tommy attacking Karl, who picked the wrong week to visit. Wilbur likes to randomly watch crime documentaries, and once Nikki walked out when thy were showing the body and she slept with a knife under her bed for a year and a half. Tommy gets really invested in the crimes being shown, and he and tubbo devised a plan on how to never get caught if they ever killed someone. Once for April fools day Techno stole it and gave it to the local police department. They took it pretty seriously and Tommy wrote his will in case they put him on death row. 

During Halloween, Wilbur always sticks to the classic Vampire, Quackity poked a whole in a big blow up rubber duck that he wears every year, Nikki and you go as Mummies, which Nikki always loves to do. Tommy and Tubbo went as duos every year. For year 1, they were sexy nuns. For year two, they went as each other and for year three they disappeared for a week, and called themselves the invisible dudes. Bad boy halo heard about it and make a little comic book for them. Every year Nikki goes with Minx to a party and she always comes back with shlatt and minx wearing different clothes than when she had picked up minx. 

During thanksgiving, everyone usually goes home to see their family. But during corona, Wilbur bought a bug turkey that he accidentally overlooked and a whole lot of canned mashed potatoes. The kitchen in the apartment spreads into the dining room where there's two couches, a chair and a tv stand. Tommy and Tubbo built a huge fort across it and for thanksgiving, everyone ate inside the fort. Quackity spilled cranberry sauce over you and apologized so much you thought he was gonna go mute. In the end, tubbo and shlatt tied you to the fire escape and hosed you down with a hose they borrowed from the neighbor. 

Valentine's Day is a hard day for everyone in the house. Tommy and Tubbo didn't really care, and bought chocolates for each other, that minx ate both of. Nikki had a British rom com marathon with Love, Actually and tommy liked it up until the sex scene which he screamed and ran out the back door on to the fire escape. He came back for hours later with 200 bucks (or whatever the currency is in Britan because I'm gay and bad at school) and a bag of bagels. Wilbur always writes songs, and once Quackity hooked up his microphone to the speakers, and blasted Wilbur throughout the apartment building. The landlord wasn't happy and almost kicked us out. BBH showed up and had made everyone blueberry muffins, minx showed up and left an angry voicemail to shlatt about how lover or host doesn't work and then watched Love, Actually for the sixteenth time with you and Nikki. 

Ok that's it, you muffin heads :) I'm updating twice today in like 30 minutes or so cuz I got nothin going on in my life lmao 

Love, 

Your neighborhood dumbass ❤️