The grey invader (Furon male reader x invader zim / alien harem)

Space ride and infiltration

[3rd pov]

It has been a good few hours now since our favorite little grey invader left the Furon mothership heading for the miserable dirt ball known as earth. What evil thoughts are running through his mind?

[Y/n's pov]

Y/n: "Hey F.U.R.A., what's this earth planet like? Has it evolved any since Crypto was last on that pathetic floating dirt ball?"

F.U.R.A.: "Well, if my research is correct, this planet may possibly be more dangerous than we originally thought."

This made me turn to my invasion droid in slight interest, but mostly in disgust as no species known to the Furon race is as dangerous as us. from our superior numbers, to our advanced technology.

Y/n: "Oh really? Then tell me, just what makes this planet so dangerous~? Because if you're talkin about the primitive monkeys of the planet, then obviously you must be pulling my leg~"

F.U.R.A. looked at me in slight, what was it, discomfort? Before suddenly pulling up files on not only majestic, but something about this doctor Membrane. A supposed hero to earth, a scientific genius, the inventor of something called super toast? What in the name of the great furon ancestors is toast? However what I saw behind all the files is what put a small neutron of caution in my head.

Y/n: "F.U.R.A. don't tell me this planet is covered in"

F.U.R.A.: "Water, sadly yes. Most of the planet is covered in water."

F.U.R.A. stated in a deadpan tone more so concerned about the fact of majestic still being around and this new scientist that is most possibly the bigger threat to our mission. I on the other hand was worried about being melted just by being near this stuff. I mean that's the reason we nuked the Martian home world turning it into a wasteland coated in radiation! I quickly swat away the holograms and turn on this thing those monkeys call music to listen to the remainder of the trip. More time passed and as we neared the planet I began scanning through disguises to use.

Y/n: "No, no, no, no, NO! Ugh why are all these choices so disgusting!?"

I yell as I slam my hands on the console bringing up a creation screen

Y/n: "Hello what's this~? Here I thought my holo-bob was only able to use existing people of earth~"

I say as I began to design a disguise more custom to how I looked currently. F.U.R.A. was piloting us down closer to the planets surface towards a city that lacked much water and held the dumbest of citizens. Thank fully since this wasn't the run of the mill invasion, I was given a special holo-bob that could last forever should I choose to activate it. Only time the disguise will fall is if I deactivate it.

Y/n: "This is gonna be fun~"

F.U.R.A.: "I'm sure it will be."

[3rd pov]

On the planet surface a certain human looks to the sky from her bedroom window, glaring at it as if starring down a long hated rival.

???: "This time I'm ready for you!"

Meanwhile a pair of green skinned aliens were bickering in a deformed pinkish purple house

???2: "I'm trying to warn you!"

???3: "I appreciate your concern BUT I AM THE MOST AMAZING TALENTED INVADER THE IRKEN EMPIRE HAS!"

???2: You, you, ugh forget it, I hope they disintegrate you and your stupid tin can."

Who was this mysterious second irken? Why were they trying warn their ally? Will I ever get actual comments to my requests? Fuck if I know, I haven't slept correctly in 3 days. Check in next chapter to get some answers to this stuff and maybe some new harem members.