A Devil's Torment

Chapter One: The Disgraced Devil Satanick

"Alyizero. You are being tried for treason against the God Oreziyla. How do you plead?"

"Guilty."

"Will you not fight for your innocence?"

"I'll be found guilty. It doesn't matter.."

"... right then. Take him away."

The fallen angel was grabbed by his shoulders and shoved to the edge of the temple. He looked out at the wasteland of his home, before being shoved down as chants of 'Hail Oreziyla' echoed around him.

He crashed into the sand and gasped, trying to escape the sinking quagmire. He noticed his sword on the edge and quickly tried to get to it. He could feel hands grab at his ankles, pulling him down down down.......

Zero jolted awake to the sound of General Hide knocking at his door. He sighed, closing his eyes and shifting to her female version. It was a strange thing she had been gifted. She sighed and got out of bed as the knocks got more rapid.
".. Sir? Are you doing okay?" Hide asked.
"I'm alright. I just had a rough night." Zero answered, snapping her fingers and immediately being dressed in a revealing outfit, but we aren't here to shame. She rocks that look.
"Oh sorry ma'am we didn't know you we—" Hide was interrupted by someone yelling 'stop eating the fucking tape' from down in the kitchen. Zero groaned. She swung the door open and stared down her generals.
"Well?" She asked.
"So.. you've no doubt heard of Satanick, yes?" Jekill, her other general asked. Zero sucked in a breath through her teeth and rushed to the kitchen. In there, Rachillea was struggling to tape a tied up devil's mouth shut. She cleared her throat.
"Rachillea. What the fuck is going on?" Zero asked.
"This disgraced son of a— a-a whore!—" Rachillea was cut off by Satanick.
"Nah I think I'm the whore here~!!" He stated. He then looked at Zero, staring directly at her chest and giggling. Rachillea snarled and grabbed his knife, approaching Satanick. Zero grabbed his wrist.
"Calm yourself, please." She said, gently cupping his cheek. Rachillea looked her, and put the knife away.
"Then can you do something about him? I don't like him." Rachillea stated. Zero looked at Satanick.
"I'll try my best." She walked over to Satanick, looking at him. "How did you find this place?" The devil asked.
"Oh I overheard some demons talking about it. They mentioned a whole ass war too!" Satanick declared. "So obviously you all need my magnificent help!" He grinned.
"I don't need help." Zero stated. "Especially not from you." She added, tearing off the rope keeping Satanick bound. She then grabbed him and dragged him towards the gates.
"waaAAAAIT WAIT WAIT WAIT I DON'T WANNA LEAVE YET—" Satanick yelled struggling against Zero's grip. Zero suddenly slammed him into the ground, making him groan and bite his lip.
"Then state your business here. Are you a spy of Fumus?" Zero snapped, grabbing his hair forcefully.
"Mh— N-No— GH~~" Satanick tried to look at Zero. "Fuckin— haah~" He couldn't look at her.
"... are you getting turned on?" Zero asked.
"Hehe...~ Yeaahh baby~" Satanick bit his lip. Zero looked disgusted and got off of Satanick, stepping a bit away from him. She snapped her fingers, her normally revealing outfit now covering more of her body. Satanick sat up and looked at her.
"What, do you not feel safe?" He asked, standing up and coming closer to Zero. The devil glared and summoned his sword, pointing it at Satanick.
"Don't come any closer." He snapped. Satanick looked at Zero, blinking.
"You can swap genders?" He asked.
"Yes? Can't everyone?" Zero tilted his head. Satanick just stared at Zero, suddenly grinning.
"Now you don't even need a toy to fuck me!!" Satanick stated.
"I have a sword pointed at you and this is your reaction?!" Zero snarled. Satanick giggled.
"Yeah. You're hot as fuck." Satanick stated. "And I know you'd never hurt me! You don't seem like the type to do that." He added. Zero swung his fist at Satanick, sending him flying into the wall.
"Get out of my castle." Zero ordered. "Or I'll kill you." His whole demeanour became threatening. Satanick sighed.
"What am I even suppose to do?!" He asked.
"This town is big. You'll find something." Zero replied, walking to the staircase that led upstairs to his room, while Satanick obnoxiously groaned and left the castle, heading to the town Zero mentioned. Zero, meanwhile, walked into his room and flopped on his bed.
"Mama..?" A small voice called from the entrance to Zero's tower. Zero got up and looked at it, and was met with his two kids, Emma and Edward, rushing to hug him.
"Fuck— Hello you two—" Zero greeted.
"Oh sorry papa! We didn't realize you swapped back to a guy." Emma said.
"It's okay." Zero replied. "What do you two need?" He asked.
"Can you make us food again? We like it better than Rachillea's." Edward piped up. Zero smiled a little and nodded.

Satanick had been recklessly running through the town, but he suddenly slammed into a snow leopard, knocking things from his arms.
"Ack— Watch where you're going!" He snapped, his green eye glaring at Satanick, his other eye was obscured by an eyepatch with a red skull on it. He knelt down and picked up his things. Satanick blinked.
"Are you a wizard?" He asked.
"Yes? Why else would I be here?" The snow leopard asked.
"I dunno." Satanick answered. "Wait I thought only gods and devils could travel to different worlds?" He said.
"I'm friends with the devil here, Zero. He made me this eyepatch and the technology I use to travel between worlds." The snow leopard replied. "Now if you excuse me, I have to go back to my smoker orca." He said, walking off. But he stopped as soon as Satanick called out to him.
"HEY WAIT I HAVE MORE QUESTIONS—" He ran after the snow leopard. "You said smoker orca, right? Does he dress in business wear and live on an isle? Cause we might know the same orca!!" Satanick stated triumphantly.
"... Is your name Satanick?" The wizard asked.
"YES!!! I am the great and awesome devil Satanick!!!" The devil responded.
"So I'm now inclined to believe you know an orca named Idate?" The leopard inquired.
"Why yes I do! We're really good friends!! And we might have fucked once but that night was blur so I don't count it!" Satanick rambled. "So, is your name Julian, then?" He asked.
"Yeah." Julian replied. "Anyway it was... an experience meeting you." The snow leopard took out a clock and twisted the hands to a certain time, and disappeared. Satanick blinked again.
"Huh. Must be the technology he was talking about.... hEY I SHOULD GO SEE IDATE!" The devil suddenly rushed off while pulling out a phone.
'HEEEEEY!!! I WAS WONDERING IF YOU WANNA MEET UP AGAIN?😁😁😁'
'Eh? Aren't you busy?'
'I WAS BUSY BUT THE DEVIL KICKED ME OUT😞'
'Well I've got nothing else better to do. But do you mind if I bring someone along? He needs a good night out.'
'FUUUUCK YOU HOOKED ONE?????!!!!?!?!?!?! NICE👌👌'
'So same time as always, then?'
'YESSIREE!!!!'

Satanick drummed his fingers on the edge of the bar. His eyes drifted from the door, to a crack in the wall, and back to the door. After a few rounds of this, the door swung open, and in entered Idate and the snow leopard Satanick had met before. The devil gasped and rushed over, grabbing Julian's shoulders.
"HEY I'VE MET YOU BEFORE!!!!!!" He exclaimed.
"Y-Yeah—" Julian suddenly got uncomfortable with how touchy Satanick was. Idate hooked his arm around Julian's waist.
"You two met before, eh?" The orca asked.
"When I was out today he bumped into me." Julian stated.
"Sorry about that too!! I forgot to say that—" Satanick grinned a little. "ANYWAY! Let's sit down!!" He headed back over to the bar stool he had previously occupied. Julian and Idate sat on his left side, the night was filled with Julian questioning how his life got to this point, and him having to hear Idate and Satanick's perverted jokes. Nonetheless, it was fun, especially since seeing Idate constantly fail at darts the drunker he got was hilarious.

But Satanick left that night with a strange feeling. He couldn't help but feel like Zero would have made it better.