W T F [TXT crack fic]

W T F

Hueningkai squeals in pure happiness when he finally found his old lyrics book hidden deep in some long forgotten storage boxes.

He had came up with a melody and remembered writing some lyrics that would fit it.

The bright boy skips happily out of his room, he tucks the book into his bag. "Hyung! I'm going to the studio!" He calls out to Yeonjun who was on his phone in the living room. 

"Okay, take care Kai" Hueningkai nods and begins to move out of the tiny corridor and towards their front door.

"Ngghh...aaahh hyung~"

The boy's entire body freezes up when he heard the sound. It sounded like....Taehyun? It was a little high pitch than normal, and is he....moaning? 

Hueningkai's cheeks had tints of pink as his mind supplies what could it entails. He quickly shakes his head and slap himself.

Ew Hyuka get yourself together!

"Mmmmhhh.....hyung please....it hurts"

He peeks to see Yeonjun still unbothered, probably because he couldn't hear it. Hyuka wants to slap himself again, why is he thinking of such thoughts?!?! 

He somehow finds himself gluing his ears to the door of....wait Soobin and Yeonjun's room?!

If Yeonjun is out there then......

"Stop squirming, relax, it'll feel better in a minute"

"Mmhh...hyung please......Soobin hyung...."

Holy shit holy shit holy shit. What is going ON in there? 

What is Soobin and Taehyun doing?! 

Actually the maknae has a pretty good idea what's happening on the other side of this door but is having a hard time believing it's Soobin who's um......for the lack of better word.......ruining Taehyun.

The vocalist's voice suddenly spikes a note higher followed by a gasp and a whine. 

Damn is this boy noisy.

"Oh god, Soobin hyung. Faster!!"

"Maybe if you stop being a whiny brat"

Hueningkai curses when he feels himself getting a little too interested with the situation. He should be doing something, break down the door and stop the action, call Yeonjun over. 

But why isn't he moving? Seriously, fuck teenage hormones.

Come on Hueningkai, he has to fight the damn hormones. 

He's supposed to be cute and pure and-

"Ah ah ah AH! Hyung!"

"Keep it down! The others might hear us"

Perhaps, Hueningkai was soo invested on listening in to realize Beomgyu walked over out of curiosity. 

It puzzles him seeing Hueningkai sticking himself onto the door like he wanted to become one with it "Hyuka what are you-"

"Hyung-Fuck! Please go faster, I can't take it anymore"

Beomgyu slap a hand over his mouth in shock, and also to stop himself from screaming out a curse cuz what the fuck was that. 

Please don't fucking tell him it's what he thinks it is.

"Taehyun, I might just leave you right-"

"No no no no no hyung don't!! Please! Please! I'll be good"

Beomgyu lowers himself to crouch next to Hyuka, his eyes bulging as he whispers "Are they.....doing what I think they're doing?" Hueningkai's face turn as red as a tomato.