Ares stormed inside Olympus holding Aphrodite tightly making her arms red and sore, "Hey, hey! You're making my arm look ugly!" Aphrodite complained, "I don't give a fuck! Now tell me. Why do I hear that my girlfriend is turning herself way too much of a SLUT that she's stealing someone from somebody." Ares bellowed. Aphrodite made a face and wrenched her arm away from Ares' huge hands.
"I am not stealing anyone from anybody." complained Aphrodite
"Oh but rumor is that you and the water brained idiot uncle of ours is your NEW boyfriend..." Ares remarked
"And the problem with that is?" Aphrodite questioned
"You didn't even break up with me you slut..." Ares bellowed
Aphrodite's face turned dark red, Ares crumpled his fist and yelled to her face "Oh and for your info... LOVE sucks!". That was the last straw, Aphrodite picked up a table and flipped it, then she ran off to her temple. What Aphrodite didn't know was Hephaestus knew all about her making out with Poseidon secretly and he liked it not one bit.
Hephaestus stood from his throne and raised his sword up saying " Prepare uncle... you will meet your doom!"