Generation One

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Tracks: Exists.

Literally the whole fandom: This one is gay, we have deemed it so.

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Mirage: Why do you hate me?

Cliffjumper, prepping a 200 side PowerPoint: I'm so glad you asked!

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Moonracer, livid: I SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH ASTORIA YESTERDAY!

Powerglide, panicked: Babe, it's not what you think-

Moonracer, pulling out her rifle: I WON'T HESITATE GLITCH!

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Decepticon headquarters, circa 2011:

News Anchor: Breaking news, NASA has just announced that they will soon be ending the Space Shuttle program.

Astrotrain: Great! Just great! Now both my altmodes are obsolete!

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Optimus Prime: Alright, I'm headed out.

Eilta One: Okay, don't die.

Optimus Prime: No promises.

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"You never realize how much can change in a year until you die, come back a year later, and don't recognize half your army."

- Optimus Prime, propably.

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Drag Strip: You ever wanna talk about your emotions sir?

Motormaster: No.

Dead End: I do!

Drag Strip: I know, Dead End.

Dead End: I'm sad.

Drag Strip: I know, Dead End.

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Springer: Wow! This is weirder than when we got caught in Daniel's dream.

Optimus: When...what??

Hot Rod: It happened while you were dead, I'll explain later.

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Sunstreaker: Optimus, Sideswipe is tailgating me!

Sideswipe: I am not!

Sunstreaker: Yes you are!

Optimus Prime: I will turn this convoy around!

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Hot Rod: We lost Optimus in The Battle of Autobot City.

Optimus: Stop telling people I'm still dead!

Hot Rod: Sometimes I still hear his voice.

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Sunstreaker: This is so dumb.

Sideswipe, on Sunstreaker's shoulders: The higher I am the better I can see.

Sunstreaker: You have a jetpack!

Sideswipe: Hush now brother, I am searching!

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Sunstreaker: You're having energon goodies for breakfast?

Sideswipe: What did you have for breakfast?

Sunstreaker: Nothing.

Sideswipe: I'm doing better than you.

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Soundwave: I'm not mad...

Rumble: Oh no...

Frenzy: Don't say it!

Soundwave: I'm just disappointed.

Rumble: NO!

Frenzy: AAAHHH THAT'S WORSE!

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