"Dark Energon's a hell of a drug!"
- Megatron, probably.
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"I didn't ask to be born perfect. I demanded it."
- Knockout
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Megatronus: Fires the Requiem Blaster in the house.
Prima, very startled: THIS IS WHY PRIMUS DOESN'T FRAGING LOVE YOU!
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Blades: Heatwave, wake up! The building's on fire!
Heatwave, tiredly: Like...how big is the fire?
Blades: Big!
Heatwave: Okay yawns I'm up.
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If I tell you I want to hang out with you it's not because I like you, it's because I look nice today and it'd be a shame if no one saw me.
- Knockout
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Starscream: You wouldn't like me before my coffee.
Megatron: That's funny because I hate you all the time.
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Bulkhead: Let me see what you have!
Miko: A KNIFE!
Bulkhead: NO!
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Rachet, calling from the next room: Rafael! The WiFi's out!
Raf: It's your computer! Not the WiFi!
Rachet: I'm resetting the WiFi!
Raf: DON’T! RESET! THE WIFI!
Raf's laptop beeps, it's lost connection to the internet.
Raf: Sigh
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