Quotes of the year

2020

"Let me twitch inside you."

"When you tell your mam to wash your top but she gives your boyfriend a bubble bath."

"Not enough yiff, too much yoff."

"He's autistic. Don't let him speak."

"No sex during Jojo time."

"I only know how to
- ask for god
- say big penis
- say small penis
- say naughty daddy Christmas bread
- ask for sex
- cry
I now know how to say "do you want to meet god""

"I think my water came from China. I think I got that Kung-flu."

"When tom said "My tities are free." I really wasn't prepared for their shirt to move so much."

"truth come out, does kira is horny?"

"A team full of clerics call it the "A-men""

"Oi! I got worms. What colour you want?"

"If you're feeling sad, just punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?"

"I'm gonna sniff you with my ear. I'll sniff your sound waves."

"No one should fight a mom with a penis"

"You sound like a oppressed phone call."

"The video will sometimes just cut to weird closeups on Paul's face
With shitty edited captions like "look at this lad and his pretty eyes""

"Let me get the other pit."

""Me and your mother happened to be sisters, we moves to Kentucky and got married. We then proceeded to make a family over there for 3 years till we split up over the societal pressures about our relationship. I moved to Wales after wards but shes said she stayed at home to watch the kids. She lied. Your mum followed me here because she wants my tight pussy back. Oh heads up she's going to tell you you're adopted tonight. How do i know you ask? She sent it to me on snap chat after she sent pictures of her rocking tits" This is my most elaborate insult, It's just a longer "i fucked your mum""

"I'm not thrusting. I'm just clenching my ass."

"I M A SAMSUNG PHONE ON 15% I HAVE ALL THE ENERGY I NEED BABY"

"My wife cant even take a beating."

"Where's that place in America?Antarctica?"

"She likes her men like you likes her toast, no toaster."

"What's your opinion on theses flaws?"
"I'll like these floors."

"Is that a fat joke?"
"No I'm just saying you like food."

"If scrappy doo ain't the main villain thenWHATS THE FUCKIN POINT"

"I was trying to make him crack."
"Not with your crack!"

"You horn dog."

"I wish I had alopecia so I didn't have ass hair."

"That's the rat strat."

"I'm gonna watch you begrudgingly eat pot noodles."

"Here on yiff yoff we have debates on the inner working of sexuality and gender conformity"

"Cai the human representation of the Stick bug meme"

"Getting drunk, a speedrun by Kaden"

"Ah yes that is a horse dick on my wall its my a e s t h e t i c"

"You know vampires? You think they buy a bunch of blood packs and fuck them?"

"She has more finger prints on her fanny than Scotland Yard!"