Quotes of the year

2019

"Lesbians are just dick vegans."

"I'm a white boy with a black dick."

"How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None, because all of them beat the room for being black."

"Every time you see something shiny, it turns you on like a light."

"Wanna wrestle sometime? I have a good arena."

"High fives to Bryan."

"You have a manly clitoris."

"Rest in peace, fem boy."

"I'm black when you buy me, red when you use me and white when you throw me away, what am I? A slave."

"Master, senpai, guy."

"Different strokes for freaky folks."

"Fuck it. I'm changing titty."

"😫🍆💦💦🍑😩"

"You can't cum if you're dead."

"I'm so special, I count as two people."

"Your boob looks like a moon."

"While you draw porn, I'm gonna put on a squid hat."

"Raise money! Jizz for Cardiff!"

"🎶 Barney is a dinosaur from our imagination!
And when he's hard!
He dose what we call a dinosaur ejaculation!! 🎶"

"Litty as a titty"

"Cum on tiddies"

"I'd suck your dad off just to get a taste of the recipe."

"Can't I have a hug without you sucking me?"

"You stopped people dry humping by the power of Jojo."

"I've have enough horny today. Please, I'm just trying to play Tetris."

"I have three days to make you cum."

"Snap my clit."

"My pussy quivered in fear."

"If you jerk me off, I'll throw your Aero in the bin."

"There is tea in my tea."

"Your wet dreams are my aesthetic."

"And then the bad though came."

K: "Is it sauce or source?"
T "Yes."

From other sources:
"There's a naked bug in there"

"there's a bug in lingerie"

"Kane is a predatory species that enjoys long walks on the beach and the taste of human flesh"

"me and Paul are gonna cum on you and let you marinade"

"Roll a 1 to be euthanised"

"I woke 'cause I shidded my pants"

"naughty dice go to the Banana prison"

"ah daddy catogerize my kinks"