Trolls World Tour (feat. the Mane 6 and all of the Ponies from MLP)

Chapter 12

(warning I edited the smooth jazz  dream scene so I made it just a little bit steamy so if you feel uncomfortable skip it)

Hickory: we can make a cortado, a macchiato, latte

Jolene: well we even make drip!

*the ali-humans murmur very impressed*

Beatstar: whoa.. so you both can make any caffeine-related drink? that's awesome!

Rarity: well I must say hickory that's quite impressive

*Twilight and branch just watch hickory and Jolene through binoculars*

Jolene: darn right it is

Hickory: let's get our grub on, food's ready!

Poppy (southern accent): well me and pinkie pie'll bring more kindlin'

branch: hey poppy maybe is it just me and twilight or are you and pinkie gettin' weird vibes from hickory and Jolene

Pinkie pie: what? no why? are you two?

Twilight sparkle: we *sighs and looks at hickory with binoculars again* we don't know pinkie it's just me and branch don't really seem to trust him all that much

Poppy: you and branch don't trust anybody

Twilight sparkle: hey we want us to be safe

Branch: and do you both know what's not safe? putting too much trust into a complete stranger

Poppy: oh we see it's not hickory and Jolene you don't trust it's me and pinkie..do you both not think I'm a good queen?

Twilight sparkle: wait what? we didn't say that!

Pinkie pie: I thought we were friends you two we're starting to think you both don't know what that means

Twilight Sparkle: Pinkie we ARE friends and sometimes that means speaking up if we think you're both making a mistake

*smooth jazz music begins to play*

Poppy: wait do you hear something?

*Chaz appears out of the water playing smooth jazz music*

Poppy: *chuckles* look at that guy's chest hair...

Branch: poppy?... I can't feel my face

Poppy: it's... it's like I'm being paralyzed by it's (Echoes: smoothness)

*the scenery changes to a sunset beach where basically they just hallucinate*

(WARNING - The steamy stuff begins)

PoPpY: BrAnChIe HaVeN't I tOlD yOu HoW Ya PrEtTy CuTe?

*BrAnCh CrAwlS oNtOp Of PoPpY aNd PiNs HeR WrIsTs To The SaNd*

BrAnCh: AnD YoU'rE eVeN CuTeR wHeN yOu'Re ScArEd LiL' fOxY mAmA

*BrAnCh SaId WhIsPeRiNg In HeR eAr AnD cArEsSeD HeR gLiTtEr SpEcKlEd cHeEk WiTh OnE hAnD wHiLe HiS oThEr HaNd TrAiLeD tO hEr RoBe*

PoPpY: *mOaNs SoFtLy* BrAnCh~ 

BrAnCh: HuSh My LiTtLe MaMa YoUr InNoCeNtE mOaNs OnLy MaKe Me MoRe HoRnIeR bY tHe SeCoNd

*BrAnCh ThEn KiSsEd PoPpY On ThE lIpS*

*pOpPy ThEn OpeNeD hEr MoUtH aLlOwInG hIm To SlIp HiS tOnGuE In As ShE diD tHe ExAcT sAmE tHiNg*