Aries:Jims/You freak them out, you also are possesed by a demon
Cancer:Bing/You are like Google sometimes
Libra:KOTS/You hate squirrels
Leo:Illinois/You turned into a demonic monkey
Virgo:Dr.Iplier/You have the plague
Pieces:Bim/You are too weird
Taurus:Yancy/You want to kill him
Scorpio:Host/You wanna take off his blindfold
Gemini:Damien/You almost killed him once
Capricorn:Wilford Warfstache/You threaten to fire him alot
Aquarius:Google/You try to kill him with water every five seconds
Sagittarius:Darkiplier/He has no idea why but he screams like a women when he sees you do a sudden movement, especially when you're on your period
