Spider-Man oneshots [REQUEST CLOSED bUT mIGHT do them]

I'm asking my cursh to dinner

Idk just read...or don't.

Johnny: I'm texting my crush I wanna ask them to dinner. How should I text them? Let's get dinner or do you wanna get dinner?

Susan: go with let's get dinner so your like assertive and confident.

Johnny: sure.

Clint: actually no... cause now you sound a little aggressive. Cause you don't wanna be the guy that's like " LET'S GET DINNER" like your some kind of caveman.

Matt: your supposed to ask them to dinner not tell them to dinner.

Vision: just say, "do you wanna get dinner"

Johnny: perfect.

Tony: actually wait now you kinda sound like p**sy....

Wade: the last thing you wanna be is the overly masculine guy like " LET'S GET DINNER! I'M THE BREAD WINNER BITCH!"

Wanda: but women also love assertiveness

Peitro: say dinner would be something, that I would enjoy taking you on if you're interested in having the meal.

Scott: more words the better.

Nova: wait say I would like nothing more than too take you too the finest restaurant in town for a lovely meal, that we call dinner.

Johnny: should I send that in a voice memo-

Spidey who was done with everyone's bullshit decided to speak up.

Spidey: fuck that. Say dinner tonight, 7pm, take it or leave it. Sign it seal it deliver it. Cause she's playing games now.

Falcon: dunno why girls are so difficult all the time.

Johnny: ah- I'm not gonna say it.

Nat: definitely don't say it.

Johnny: oh uh..btw Spidey...you were not supposed to here that.

Spidey: why?

Johnny: cause... I was gonna ask you to dinner...

Spidey: I-

Johnny: sooo?

Spidey: yes I would love too.

Johnny just hugged Spidey tightly.

Johnny: can I kiss you?

Spidey: y-yeah....

Johnny didn't hesitate to wrap his arms around Spideys waist and kiss him senseless