ELAPID ✪ COBRA KAI

IV. Cyberbullying

"I wanna live like common people
I wanna do whatever common people do"

Common People by Pulp

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"Miguel, ven a poner la mesa para la cena!" Yaya knocked at his door, trying to get Miguel to get off his ass and set the table for once. 

Andi had set it the last three nights and was quite frankly ready for a break as she stood next to her Yaya outside of Miguel's door. 

Little did their Yaya know Miguel was doing the exact opposite of sitting on his ass.

He set his new favorite music super loud, so none outside his room knew that he wasn't sitting and reading comic books or watching porn like any other teen boy. He was training for Cobra Kai. 

Andi knew this and usually left him alone, but c'mon- somethings gotta give.

"Miguel!" Yaya called out again since she hadn't received a response the first time.

"I'll be right there!" He finally called back, trying to hide his exasperated state from so much punching. 

"UGH, Tocandose," Yaya muttered to Andi before walking away from the hall shared by the siblings. 

Andi knew that meant she thought he was jacking off. Which, to be quite frank, was a pretty good deduction given the context clues. 

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Halfway through their dinner and the third joke their Yaya tried to land- the family heard the front door of their home opening. 

"Mira Quien llego!" Yaya exclaimed as their mother walked through the door halfway through dinner.  (Translation: "Look who's arrived")

"Mm, it smells good in here," Camrne stated as she put down her things and joined her family at the table.

"I made chicken in chili sauce," their grandmother continued in Spanish, reaching over the kitchen counter to make her daughter a plate. 

Carmen stare apologetically at her children as her mother was busy serving her food. 

"I'm sorry, I'm late again. Things are crazy at the hospital," their mom apologized as she walked towards each child and kissed them on the forehead. 

"its ok" Miguel answered for the twins, "You're short-staffed, but we saved you some food." 

Carmen smiled before looking over at Andrea, who hadn't spoken and was focused on her chicken. 

Carmen sighed at her daughters' demeanor but took a seat next to her. 

"So, did you guys decide what you're going to be for the Halloween dance?" She said, trying to change the subject.

"Well," Miguel started. "I was thinking Deadpool but the costumes a little pricey." He said tentatively. 

"well, how much is it?" Carmen questioned her son.

"It doesn't have to be Deadpool." Miguel continued. 

Yaya arrived back at the table with their mom's food and took a seat next to her. As Carmen grabbed her silverware to begin eating her food, she looked seriously at her son.

"You want a Deadpool costume?" She asked. "we'll make you a Deadpool costume." Their mom said as she pointed to herself and their grandmother. 

Yaya looked surprised.