The shy Cai Slorgan meets a lumbering ginger fellow from Tennesee named Gwern, they have an instant connection, but someone stands in their way, Gwern's German Mother CRABBY. Will this romance succeed? Or will the Evil Crabby ruin this blossoming re...
Cold air brushed against Cai's face, as he looked down on the treacherous rocks underneath.He had a concerned look on his face. He was standing on Ynys Enlli, where he had come to investigate his ancient ancestors, a hobby of his. He pondered "this might be the last time I set foot on this majestic Island". A single tear rolled slowly down his cheek.
His flight was booked for tomorrow. A one way flight to Nashville, Tennessee. He would then take a bus trip to Beersheba Springs, where he would start his new life, as a farmer. His family had tragically died a few months ago, a lion had escaped from a nearby zoo and completely devoured them, like a chicken nugget. The CCGA (Child Custody Governmental Association) had given him two choices, either go to Tennessee to live with his long lost Uncle, or go live with his other uncle, Phil [REDACTED} who was a serial child molester. It was an easy choice. He had never met his uncle or his fellow farmers, this certainly wasn't going to be easy.
The next day he packed his bags, left the orphanage, and started his journey towards the airport. He stared through the window, as a seemingly endless stream of locomotives flowed in the opposite direction."Why me?" he thought. All I wanted was a normal life, making tik toks and "eatin dem nuggs" as his now dead sisters would say. But here he was, embarking on a trip to rural Tennessee to live with a strange uncle.
A few hours later, he arrived at the airport, with look of worry on his face. He did the usual, checked in, received his boarding pass, went through security and got on his flight.
Questions were swirling around Cai's mind as he got closer and closer to his destination, who would be his fellow farmers? How would his uncle act? It was too late to turn back now though, he would have to find out.
A while later, he arrived in Nashville, he presented his passport and took a bus to Beersheba Springs. Cai looked as the bus passed rows and rows of Cornfields, ranches and disused Barns. This was his Life, and little Cai knew he would have to accept that.
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4 hours later he finally arrived at the Ranch. He was surprised by how big the Ranch was, an absolute unit, or a "heckin chonker" as his soon-to-be lover Gwern would say . He opened the rusty Gate at the entrance, a middle aged man was there to greet him. "You must be Krai" he exclaimed, "Il intoduce ya to the o'l Gwern". The man (presumably his uncle) opened the Barn Door.
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Cai's jaw dropped to the floor. In front of him was the single most grotesque being the universe had ever had the misfortune of witnessing. He didn't even resemble a human. "HOWDY" he bellowed. The barn shook. "My name Is Gwern Fettleibiges Deutsches, but round these parts they just call me Gwern, nice to meet ya boy, hope yur ready cause we gonna be doin some real work out here on the ranch tomorrow, those cows aint milkin themselves!"
Cai's uncle led him to his room, where he stayed for the rest of the evening, however, shortly after, he began feeling a strange sensation, this sensation grew stronger every time his mind would drift to the thought of Gwern. He tried to ignore it and go to sleep. But then, in the middle of the night, Cai woke up, covered in sweat, with a look of horror in his eyes. He had realised something. He was in Love.
