dream x Wednesday the furby

Chapter 3: Dream is a fucking drug addict

Dream: I want to speed run my way into ur heart ❤️

Wednesday turned green

Wednesday: really dude? But we just met

Dream: yeah dude...

Wednesday hung up from embarrassment. A guy he just met was flirting with him. "Maybe I should just sleep dude..." he said. He got into his furby nest and went to sleep.

Next day

Wednesday woke up to 20 missed calls from Dream. He texted him to make sure everything was okay

Wednesday: hey are you okay dude? Last night was weird

Dream: yeah I'm fine, I don't really remember anything from last night, what happened? 

Wednesday was too scared to tell the truth

Wednesday: we were just on a call and you randomly passed out

Dream: oh, that's weird

They stopped texting, Wednesday went to his drug desk but this time he took it out of the cave to hopefully find more customers. A green guy that looked like dream came up to his desk, "ey man, what drugs you got?" The green guy asked. Wednesday pulled out another bag of cocain, "I got magic powder that's really popular" Wednesday said. "Damn man I'll take all of it" the green dude said as he took the bag. He paid by praying to Wednesday in Spanish. He then started to walk away. "I wonder how dreams doing"

Time skip lol

It was starting to get dark and Wednesday started to close down the drug store. He started walking to his cave when he saw Dream. "Hey mamas" Dream said. 

Wednesday turned red.

 "Why are you here? Do you want drugs or something" Wednesday said. "I came here for you... but also the drugs" dream said, "listen dude I'm only a drug dealer in not gonna date you" Wednesday said, he didn't actually mean that though. "But Wednesday, ur so sexy ahaha" 

Wednesday looked disappointed 

"Are you good" Wednesday asked. "Ahaha no, Mexican dream gave me some magic dust and I feel like I'm dying" he said. Wednesday sighed and started walking inside the cave, Dream stopped the furby and....

Kissed him

Wednesday was really red

Dream let Wednesday go and Wednesday ran into the cave. Dream went to go look for him but didn't find him. Dream decided to walk home.

(Authors note: god I fucking hate this)