Fanzone →m.c au←

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Michael POV

I placed my phone on the kitchen table and walked over to the fridge.

"What was all of that yelling?" Calum asked, taking a bite of his toast.

"I don't know. I guess I'm a dad-"

"What?" Calum shouted as he gagged on the mouthful of warmed bread covered in Vegemite.

"It was a prank-call Cal." I chuckled. I grabbed a bowl from the cabinet and placed it on the counter, reaching for the Frosted Flakes soon after.

"No milk. We have to go to the market later on," Calum sighed as he placed his plate in the sink.

I groaned and let out a whimper. "I'm gonna starve!"

"Shut up. There's some leftover pizza in the microwave. Or you know, you could always make your own food." He winked before walking upstairs.

Like that was going to happen.

That was one of the horrible parts of having Cal as a roomie. He expects you to do so much.

For example,
•I have to do my own laundry
•Wash my dishes
•Clean my room
•Remember to brush my own teeth
•Make sure my hair doesn't clog up the shower drain

Basically he's like a mom away from your mom.

I opened the microwave and grabbed a slice of pepperoni pizza. I sat at the kitchen table and unlocked my phone, seeing that Apollo and Artemis posted a new vlog.

"DYEING APOLLOS HAIR AND FANMAIL!!"

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I ran up the stairs as fast as my pasty legs could carry me up to Calum's songwriting room. "CALUM! CALUM! CALUM! APOLLO WAS THE ONE WHO PRANKCALLED ME IM DYING!" I screamed.

Calum gave me a worried look and continued writing. "Stupid bitch." I mumbled.

"What?" Calum called.

"I said my nose had an itch!" I yelled back. When out of range I shut my door softly and muttered the words, "Fuckboy." While flipping him off.